His Name Is Anthony

32

Leeds
"Remember the plan? Run down."

Eddie
"Yeah, yeah, yeah."

Eddie
"We find a HYDRA guy, then Marshall over 'ere turns into them and we snoop around looking for the Avengers."

Eddie
"And if that doesn't go too well, I eat them."

Spider-Man
"Why not just knock them out cold?"

Spider-Man
"They might have families, too."

Spider-Man
"Eating them might be a bit much..."

Ozzie
"A bit late for that, but Spidey's got a point there."

Ozzie
"My father wasn't the best in the head... but he was a reasonable dad when it came down to it."

Ozzie
"No lie, he was fucking crazy, but not heartless."

Marshall
"Well then, Brock?"

Marshall
"What's the big guy's answer?"

Eddie
"Well... I mean... Okay, sure."

Eddie
"He's not happy about it, but we can try."

Eddie
"He said that he'll still take a limb or two."

Leeds
"Meh, I've seen worse."

Leeds
"Getting your arm bitten off by a Klyntar surely ain't the craziest thing that can happen to you."

Spider-Man
"But sir... you're an alien. You probably eat symbiotes fro lunch."

Spider-Man
"Your version of normal is very different that other people."

Leeds
"I mean, you're not wrong. They are a bit rubbery though."

Leeds
"Seven out of ten, I do not recommend, your bowels will thank me."

Eddie
'Wait- what..?"

Eddie
"You eat those things?"

Leeds
"Hush, you. You eat other human beings."

Leeds
"Our planet Hala had a bit of a minor symbiotic invasion a few decades back. They kept killing our livestock."

Eddie
"Ah... he remembers that."

Eddie
"He said he's sorry, by the way."

Leeds
"No problem, I got over it. Wasn't really home to experience it. Too busy, you know, killing Skrulls."

Marshall
"Ass."

Leeds
"You be quiet. You may be a Skrull, but your home planet is Earth. You weren't even born yet."

Mr Stark
"Sorry to interrupt your little slumber party gossip, but I'm picking up heat signatures from the west end."

Spider-Man
"Crap, crap, crap, crap-"

Marshall
"HYDRA?"

Mr Stark
"Definitely not an Avenger."

Leeds
"Marshall, go, go, go!"

• • •

Spider-Man
"So, like..."

Spider-Man
"What do we do with him...?"

Mr Stark
"You think I know?!"

Mr Stark
"Last time I checked, this wasn't possible!"

Leeds
"Neither was this whole fiasco, but look where we're at now."

Marshall
"So do I take his body or not?"

Marshall
"We're sitting ducks in this hallway!"

Ozzie
"This guy ain't exactly HYDRA, Marshie."

Ozzie
"You just knocked him out!"

Eddie
"He was being controlled just now."

Eddie
"We could use that."

Mr Stark
"If they him under their wing, would they question him walking around with an 'unconscious' trespasser?"

Mr Stark
"The situations not ideal, but it's the perfect one."

Leeds
*sighs*
"Alright then."

Leeds
"You better know your Russian, Marshall, or so help me I will show you exactly what we did to the Skrulls in our spare time."

A very short chapter, I'll say that. However, a good one nonetheless. Y'all already know who Marshie just knocked out. Happy reading! ;)