I Got Merch! (pls read...)

23.9K 689 135
                                    

Hello you savages!

Before I publish the next chapter, I would like you all to think about purchasing my first line of merchandise!

I present to you...

The Author Water!!

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.

The Author Water!!

On behalf of all writers of Wattpad, I present to you the Author Water. The perfect beverage for all your thirsty needs!



Thirsty for an update?
We got you.



Thirsty for any sort of reply from an author?
We definitely got you.



Thirsty in general because you've been drooling over authors' stories?
WE FUCK'IN GOTCHU!!!



The Author Water is part of some top of the line drinking merchandise. We satisfy the needs of what normal leading brands of water cannot!

The emotional willpower of fan girls and boys!

Now, you all might be asking yourselves: "But Ryan, how much does this delicious tasting beverage cost?"

And believe me when I say it costs less than what you think it to be! 👍🏼

You can buy it at any participating store RIGHT NOW at just a simple price of ___ votes and an infinite amount of comments! :D

His Name Is AnthonyWhere stories live. Discover now