His Name Is Anthony

15

Unknown Number calling . . .

Fury
"You don't just get to put my ass on hold you un-"

???
"Uh, Mr Nick Fury, sir?"

Fury
"Aw hell no, who the fuck is this?"

???
"M-My name is Peter, I'm an advi-"

Fury
"Advisor? Ah, you're the one Stark hired?"

???
"Um, yes sir."

Fury
"You ain't sound a day over three."

Fury
"What the hell he feed'in you?"

Fury
"Alphabet soup?"

???
"Actually sir, I'm-"

Fury
"Actually, hold that thought."

???
"O-Okay..."

Fury
*muffled*
"Who the HELL put this child on the phone?!"

Fury
*muffled*
"Agent Hill, was it you?!"

Fury
*mutters*
"Damn agents don't even know anythin' these days..."

Fury
"Now, who are you again?"

Parker
"My name is Peter Parker, sir."

Fury
"Parker? Parker?"

Parker
"Yes sir. Peter Parker."

Parker
"Stark Industries Advisor, Intern, and Supervisor."

Parker
"S-Class."

Fury
"S-Class?"

Fury
"Well I'll be, and here I am hauling around an A-Class pass!"

Parker
"Mr Stark only gave you an A-Class?"

Fury
"Well I'm not his family now, am I?"

Fury
"The idiot doesn't trust me either."

Fury
"Don't tell me you don't even know your own restrictions, do you?"

Fury
"What do you want, Mr Parker?"

Parker
"I have clues towards the Avengers' disappearance."

Fury
"Oh really now?"

Fury
"Then why call me?"

Parker
"The information I hold cannot be accessed through your average computer."

Fury
"...and using one from Stark Industries is obviously not an option."

Fury
"Mr Parker, I must make this very clear."

Fury
"They have been gone for two weeks."