His Name Is Anthony

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Spider-Man
"How long have you been a SHIELD agent?"

Spider-Man
"Hmmm??"

Spider-Man
"I want answers!"

Leeds
"I've been working here long before I met my wife."

Leeds
"If that's enough information for you."

Agent 4
"Guys, we've been crawling through this cramped shit for like- what?"

Agent 4
"An hour?"

Marshall
"Leeds, I swear to God, I will murder you in your sleep for befriending this child..."

Agent 2
"This child you speak of happens to be Spider-Man, thank you very much."

Spider-Man
"He doesn't know, right?"

Spider-Man
"If he does, I will officially no longer berate him for ratting me out to MJ."

Leeds
"Come on, 'underoos'.

Spider-Man
"（￣□￣；)..."

Spider-Man
"...you dare call me underwear?"

Leeds
"If my son knew I was a SHIELD agent he'd be shitting bricks right now."

Leeds
"You saw him crying at Con before, right?"

Leeds
"You think my boy can handle a day without hyperventilating that his dad's a SHIELD agent?"

Spider-Man
"He put Fury on hold once."

Leeds
"He did what?"

Spider-Man
"..."

Leeds
"..."

Spider-Man
"You heard me."

Spider-Man
"You really gonna deny he's got balls?"

Leeds
"Balls? Balls?

Leeds
"Boy, that's not balls!"

Leeds
"That's a death wish!"

Spider-Man
"Yeah, but at least it ain't the 'chinelas' or whatever you call it."

Spider-Man
"Would you rather be hit with Fury's fury of your wife's tsinelas?"

Agent 4
"The fuck are you talking about, Spidey?"

Agent 4
"Never been in a filipino household?"

Agent 2
"At that point, you better pray it's Fury."

Leeds
"Yeah Spidey, what kind of question is that?"

Spider-Man
"Oh, hush!"

Agent 4
"Wow guys, Spider-Man is..."

Agent 2
"...uncultured."

Marshall
"ENOUGH!"

Marshall
"You guys have been fooling around since we've got here, and all you've been talking about are slippers?"