Random oneshots[DISCONTINUED]

McCreamy[F]

I stood at my desk, setting stuff up for a twitch live stream.
"AW- FUCK- JAY YOU CUCK!" I heard a thick Australian accent. "What's he doing now?" I yelled and walked out of my room. "Jay shot a nerf bullet at my fuckin cock!" Mason complained. "Help me mum!" He smirked.

I rolled my eyes. "Gimme your nerf gun, Mase." Mason scrambled to his feet and ran to his room, grabbing his orange and purple nerf gun. He handing it to me.

"Eighteen bullets? Thanks man." I winked. Mason laughed. "Hit him in the dick!" Cam yelled.

"Why are you turning on me! You're on my team! Manager Ry-"
"You're on your own bud." Ryan laughed.

I aimed my gun at Jay. "Any last words." Jay stood still. He aimed his gun at me.

I winked at him, making Jay blush. I pulled my trigger, hitting him in the chest.

We ran around the house for about ten minutes before he disappeared.
I continuously searched for him but to no avail. I walked into my room, a place I knew he wouldn't exactly be but I checked anyway.

I saw him at my desk, clicking random shit.

I clicked the gun. Jay spun around. "No! No! No kill Ainsley!!" Jay said in his Ainsley voice.

I giggled and shot him in his dick. He toppled over, holding his crotch. "AW - FUCK YOU!"  Jay yelled.

"Don't you already do that?" I asked leaning down next to him.

"Touché." He smirked. I bent down and kissed his cheek. Jay rolled his eyes. "What were you doing on my monitors?" I asked.

Jay paused. "Uh - I- um-...." he grabbed his gun and shot my shoulder. "Awe - shit!" "You'll never catch me- mwahahaha!"