HETALIA RANDOMNESS

ENGLAND'S COOKING!!!

So I am making this story for some random crap so... I would like my friend to join me in this book*fist bumps* yeah!

Den: Uh hi readers...eh... Patrice! I don't know what to say to them!*whines*

Patrice:(drunk) you all will give me a beer (drinks more beer, then falls to the ground)

Den: *O_O*....okay....

England: Hey Dinner's ready!

America:>_< Nooooo!

England:*narrows eyes* You'll eat my food! No matter what!

Patrice: (suddenly stands up and make a run for it)

Den:*grabs her shirt* oh you'll be joining us suffer patty.

Patrice: broooooooooother!

Norway: what?

Patrice: (makes puppy dog eyes) pwease help me.

Norway: nope.

Patrice: (O_o) noooooooo!

Den: wonderful! You too norway.

Norway: no thanks ( then suddenly was no where at sight)

Den:*pouts* Awe shiz he's gone!

Prussia: Zhe awesome Prussia is here!

Patrice: nope, your not awesome and suck it.

Prussia: what the fuck (=_=)

Den: oh shut up you two! Lets eat! I'm already starving!*goes to England and clings into his right arm* Iggy cook us food!

America:*shakes head at Den* No Den! You'll die*sobs into Patrice' shoulder*

Den: *smacks America and whispers to him* You're ruining my plan you idiot!...

America:*stops sobbing and smiles* okay :D

England: Lets go Im cooking our lunch!

Everybody:*groans* goodbye guys this is the last time we meet!

( And that people is the day we died... Nah in the next chapters we're still alive ya know? Bye!)