Ocean jokes

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What did one ocean say to the other?

What?

Nothing it just waved!

Lmao ur such a dork

Do you sea what I did there?

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Seriously....Do you?

Yes.....

Are you shore?

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No need to be a beach

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Water you saying?

Ur one more joke closer to be single

Shell I stop then?

Thts it! I'm done!

Ok I guess I'll go krill myself now

I just tide

Noo :/ I fish you would come back

I won't sand any more messages

Whale, I guess you're not coming back

Anyway, water you doing?

I'm just tiding up the place

Damn you.

Sorry, that's what one river said to the other

I'm going to make you walk the plankton

Are you tide of these jokes? Cuz I understand that after a whale they get annoying. I think it's on purpose tho.

What did one volcano say to the other volcano?

I lava you :)

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