Texting the dog 6

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I can hear you talking about me.

Unlikely. I'm 25 miles away

My hearing is 400 billion times better than yours.

I'll just google that. 400 billion sounds way to high.

I can smell McDonalds.

Stop trying to freak me out

Mcnuggets

CAN YOU SEE ME?

Im BATDOG.

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