WARNING: This story may contain spoilers, adult content, and mature language.
Declaimer: I do not own, nor do I claim to own, Dragon age or any of the character's mentioned in this story. All rights belong to Bioware.
Author's note: This story is HI...
For this chapter I'll be describing the reader to be a male dwarf (which means they'll go by the name Cadash) because:
A.) I feel like the dwarves don't get enough appreciation within this trilogy.
B.) You can only romance Dorian as a male inquisitor, so why would I describe the reader to be female? I know this is a fanfic and I can change the character's up a little bit- I honestly just can't see Dorian being straight, you know?
Anyway's, this is supposed to be a modern au, so enjoy!
Your feet dangled a good foot off the ground as you sat stiffly at the bar. Your hand's were clasped together in front of you before the beverage you'd just ordered slid in front of you. You briefly looked up at the bartender and caught sight of her give you a little wink and a smile. You knew she probably meant it to be friendly, but you couldn't help but shiver in discomfort.
Some sort of local music played in the background as you swirled your beer around in the bottle. Surprisingly, for a dwarf, you weren't really that big of a drinker. But lately thing's have been weighing down on your shoulder's, and you needed to go out loosen up- and what better way to do that than go to a bar! Only problem is, you didn't have any social skill's.
"Are you religious? Cause you're the answer to all my prayers." You were startled out of your lonesome by a sudden booming voice from beside you. You would've normally just ignored the person and leave- but the person of said voice slid into the seat next to me before lazily slinging his arm across your board shoulder's.
Turning, you were met with the handsome face of a man with dark hair styled with an undercut, a curly handlebar mu-stash and a cute little goat-tee.
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(Art credit to zzingne on Pinterest- it literally took me an hour to find who the artist is, I literally had to MAKE a Pinterest account. So artist, if you see this, ya better be happy that I really like your art style otherwise I would've completely given up on even adding an image to this chapter lmao)
"Uh- wha-what?" Your face instantly heated up at the close proximity.
"Hey, tie your shoes! I don't want you falling for anyone else." You raised a brow at his odd response. "What? Too cheesy? Common, just tryin' to be creative with my pick up lines. Hey, what about this one."
The raventte then pull's out a few flash card's.
"You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy!" At this, you couldn't help but break out into a smile.
"Wow, that was awful. I got a better one for ya," you went on. "What has 36 teeth and hold's back the incredible Hulk? My zipper." It was now the raventte's turn to both cringe and laugh.
"Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!"
"I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you."
"I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?"
"If you were a stake you would be well done."
"Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart."
"Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that." At this, however, you decided to make a move and lay your hand on this stranger's knee. "I'm [Name] Cadash, by the way."
To your surprise, the handsome stranger didn't reject you and instead leaned in toward's you.
