His Name Is Anthony

9

Pep
And no, you are not giving that position to whoever Ms Olives fired.

Pep
I am not dealing with the press asking why an employee jumped from an intern to the head of one of Stark Industries' departments.

Tony
I wasn't going to say that, actually.

Pep
Really?

Pep
Then I'm all ears.

Pep
Who under the roof of your godforsaken company have you chosen to give this position to?

Tony
Chad Flurkin

• • •

Unknown Number calling . . .

Peter
"Hello?"

???
"Hello, is this Peter Parker?"

Peter
"Oh! Um, yes. This is Peter Parker speaking."

???
"Do you verify that you are an ex-employee of Stark Industries?"

Peter
"Yes? I-I'm sorry, who is this?"

Tony
"Ah. Forgive me. My name is Tony Stark, head of Stark Industries. Famed genius, billionaire, ex-playboy, yada yada yada."

Peter
*wheeze*
"T-Tony Stark?"

Peter
"Like, the Tony Stark?"

Tony
"Yuppers!"

Peter
*is literally shaking*
"H-How may I help you, M-Mr Stark?"

Tony
"I received a message from a- ah, a client of mine that he had a close friend working at the company who was wrongfully fired."

Tony
"I did a little digging, and he was right!"

Peter
"Yeah, I won't lie. I was a bit upset about that. I didn't know what I did wrong."

Tony
"I also see that you currently now have a new job."

Tony
"Do you wish to continue your employment at Stark Industries?"

Tony
"I do not need a signature."

Tony
"Just an answer."

Peter
"A-Wha-Ahh- Yes! Yes, I'll take it!"

Peter
"What's my schedule?"

Tony
"When you were already working here, you already set in a schedule for yourself. Right?"

Peter
"Yes."

Tony
"I will mainly stick to that."

Tony
"How does Monday and Friday from 4pm to 9pm sound?"

Tony
"As well as full-time from 11am to 6pm on weekends?"

Peter
"Bah- uh, that sounds perfect!"

Tony
"Wonderful! Now, let us discuss your new position."

Peter
"New position?"

Tony
"Why yes! Now with your old supervisor is now as the head of that department, big changes were made and your old position is no longer available."

Tony
"You'll now be working in the upper levels rather than the 0-79 floors you were stationed with."

Tony
"From now on, you'll be working with the Avengers Unit from floors 80 all the way up to 105."

Peter
*muffled screams*
"The Avengers Unit?"

Tony
"Yep! The upper Research & Development Department is for anything that needs and has been tested."

Tony
"The woman who had that little battle with your supervisor was the head of the lower R&D Department."

Peter
"So... when could I start?"

Tony
"Well it is a Tuesday, so I would assume Friday."

Tony
"Unless you want the 4-9pm shift for all weekdays?"

Peter
"If it is up for grabs, I would not mind."

Tony
"Then you may start tomorrow."

Tony
"Your old badge will be reinstated."

Tony
"However you must go up to the security office on the 30th floor to upgrade it so that you may access the upper levels."

Peter
"I can do that."

Tony
"You'll meet your new supervisor at the desk in the main office of the 80th floor."

Tony
"He'll run you down on what to do."

Tony
"Then you're good to go."

Peter
"Thank you!"

Tony
"No, thank you. Good luck on your day back. Goodnight."