༊*·˚16. lova lova

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Secret Lovers

Wifey (Delilah)
Baby (Amanda)

Wifey
HELP
SOS
911

Baby
what happened?
what do I need to bring?
pepper spray needed or nah?

Wifey
no what the heck
I have a situation.

Baby
what's the sitch?
how is that spelled I wanna be Kim possible

Wifey
AMANDA FOCUS

Baby
focused. hit me with it.

Wifey
so you know how I told you how I really liked that vanilla coconut scented candle and I ran out of it and I was all depressed about it and nagging all day and night about how terrible my apartment smelled.

Baby
uh huh
ur a lover for your candles

Wifey
ok so bob went to go buy me one

Baby
awww? how terrible of him?
is that the problem?
did he get the wrong candle?

Wifey
NO there's more
so while that was going down
Tom came to my apartment

Baby
OH????

Wifey
uh huh
and we talked ab the whole premiere situation

Baby
AND?

Wifey
Amanda.
we sorta kinda maybe made out... just a little.
like a little.

Baby
OMG YOU LITTLE DEVIL
I'm so proud baby !!
HES YOUR LOVA LOVA NOW

Wifey
it gets bad

Baby
why did you bite him?
did he bite you?
is the accent the only hot thing coming outta that mouth?

Wifey
Amanda stop!
... he's a great kisser omg!!!! I want to do it again and again and again

Baby
OMG MY BABIES
my ship
this is all me

Wifey
OKAY BESIDES THE POINT

Baby
right right continue.

Wifey
so you know we were making out and what not just enjoying the moment

Baby
you guys only made out? 😉

Wifey
OMG AMANDA YES
we aren't even together.
oh fuck
we aren't even together.

Baby
don't start freaking out about that.
he obviously is head over heels for you.
he's got the hots for you.

Wifey
ok but while that all went down
guess who walked in on us

Baby
wait what???
oh no

Wifey
yup

Baby
he didn't

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