The Geek and The Stoner (Max x Reader)

Nap time and Tickles uwu rawr xD

I smiled and I ruffled her hair, softly enough to not wake her.

"Too cute," I mumbled as I slowly began to fall asleep.

—later lol—

I woke up realizing I wasn't in my room.

I then noticed I had Y/n in my arms, her face buried in my chest.

I smiled as I watched her sleep, her body twitching ever so slightly.

Why did I adore her so much, I don't know.

Why I was so protective was an even bigger question.

While I was thinking I got a text on my phone.

I also looked to see the time was around 3, so we weren't sleeping for that long.

It was from Neil.

(Neil is underlined while Max is in italics)

-Hey

-chilling with a friend. you?

-nothing.

-So, who's this friend. Do I know them?

-probably not

-Who is it?

-her name is Y/n

-Oh so it's a girl?

-the fuck is that supposed to mean??

-Oh nothing. And no she doesn't sound familiar.

-back the fuck up. what does it matter that she's a girl?? nikki is a girl and I hang out with her a lot.

-you hang out with nikki a lot too

-True, true, but Nikki is taken, Max, is this girl single?

-you're an ass

-Just curious.

-WAIT WAIT WAIT WAS IT THAT GIRL THAT WENT TO GET PAPER TOWELS AND YOU WALKED UP TO HER???

-yeah

-Oooooo she's cute

-don't get any ideas, dick

-Don't worry Max, I wouldn't steal your girl 😉

-she's not my girlfriend

-And you're protective because..?

-...

-fuck you

And that's when I put my phone back down, and when Y/n decided to wake up.

"Hey, sleepyhead," I turned to her.

"Ugh...what time is it??" She rubber her eyes.

"3:11" I looked at my phone.

"Oh we still have time."

"A lot of time. I didn't think you'd wake up for a while, sleeping beauty."

"What can I say? I was tired," She smiled as she sat up.

"Was I a comfy pillow?" I asked, trying to get her flustered again, since it made her shy and it was cute.

"W-W-What do you mean??" Her face went red.

She began to nervously play with her hair, which was absolutely adorable.

"I mean," I leaned in, putting my thumb on her chin, "Did you like sleeping with me?"

And yes, I tried to make it sound as dirty as possible.

Y/n jumped back, "sHit I- I- did bUT LIKE WOW yOu-"

She then started stuttering incomprehensibly causing me to laugh.

"You're such an ass, you know that?" She crossed her arms.

"Aww, don't be mad at me tiny, I just like to see you so shy, it's cute."

"You're so mean.." She sighed and turned away from me.

"I wouldn't turn your back on me if I were you," I smirked.

"Yeah, or what?" Y/n scoffed playfully.

"I warned you, Princess."

"w-wait what did you call me-"

"Here comes the tickle monster!"

"wAIT NO STOP—" Y/n tried to stop me before laughing when I got her.

"Too late!" I faked an evil laugh.

"pLEASE, MAX, STOP ITTTT—"

"nEVER!"

Y/n was rolling so much that she fell off the bed and I came tumbling after her, causing us to land in a sort of...suggestive position...

shit.