Me here, Rick, and Morty were escorted to jail.
"You three are going away for a pretty long time." One policeman says to us.
Out of nowhere, Birdperson swoops in and breaks the guard's necks.
They drop to the floor, dead.
"Holy s*it!" Rick said.
"Birdperson?!" I was pretty confused on how he knew our location.
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"Hey, Birdperson!" "Rick!" They both hug each other.
"Hey Birdperson, how did you even know where we were?" I asked him.
"I always have a sense of danger you guys are experiencing." Birdperson explains.
"Why don't we celebrate Season 2 with a toast? Nothing can go wrong with that." I pitch in my idea.
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[30 minutes later...]
"Finally, Rick, I-I-I'm going to do my first toast!"
"Yes, Morty. And you will have a almost major role in Season 2!"
"Holy s*it, Rick! Thank you!" Morty said, hugging him.
"Ah, you're welcome, buddy." We went in the restaurant. "Table for-"
"4, please, and keep the change." I say.
"Right this way."
We walked to our booth. "Hello and welcome to Gerry's. To start you off, you all want any drinks?"
"I'll take a beer." Rick and Birdperson said.
"I'll have a cocktail." Morty said.
"And guess I'll have a Midnight Special. I'm old enough to have that." I say to the waiter.
"Okay. I'll have them out soon." The waiter says to us.
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"Okay, I'm back with your drinks."
Rick then pulls out his ray gun and shoots the waiter in the head.
Now, everyone in the whole restaurant at a screaming high [literally].
The people started to run around crazily, some tripping over chairs and tables.
Rick and all of us take the drinks, hold them tightly and ran out of the restaurant.
"Thank you, have a nice day!" Rick yelled out to the host.
"Jesus, Rick, stop doing that." Morty questions.
"Okay, geez, I'll stop, Morty... Not!" He then pulled out a lighter and a cigarette and lit a homeless man ablaze.
"This is the worst day ever!"
"Shut up, Morty and take your cocktail. Alissa, you take your Midnight Special or somethin'."
He shoots the portal gun and teleports us home.
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I land on my face and get up.
Rick was laughing and drinking some alcohol. I saw that his mouth had drink foam.
Beth suddenly walks into the room.
"Who the hell is this, Dad?" Beth asks, referring to Birdperson.
Rick then tells Beth, "This is my friend Birdperson."
She was confused. "Who and what the hell is a Birdperson?" She asked, earning a open-wided eye stretch from Rick.
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Rick and Morty X Reader (Season 2)
FantasyIt's the second season of Rick and Morty X Reader! After Rick and Morty get caught by the officer with you in the trunk, Alissa, Rick, and Morty were sent to Juvy, then Birdperson saves the trio. Back at home, Summer, Jerry, and Beth are fighting...
