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Tony
Wait for it

Tony
Wait for it

Tony
Steve Rogers is officially late for the first time ever who's got theory's

Bruce
Alarm didn't go off

Tony
All three alarms all with battery back up come on who wants to take this seriously

KatnessEverdeen
he was taken in his sleep

Tony
That's what I'm talking about super dark Clint but way more plausible then Bruce's idiotic alarm clock theory. Sorry Bruce

Natasha
I bet he tucked himself into bed too tight and got stuck

PeetaMellark
Maybe he fell into another demention where he's interesting

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Fury
Why is no one paying attention

Tony
Steve Rogers is a few minutes late and we're all trying to guess why

Fury
I'd like to play

Fury
I'd say he's in line at the bank

Fury
This is fun

Thor
It is fun

Tony
But you're all wrong. He fell into a subway grate and is having terrible sex with a mole man.

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Tony
There he is

Tony
Capsicle WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN WE'VE BEEN WORIED SUCK DO YOU CARE TO EXPLAIN YOURSELF

Grandpa1
I'm just 70 seconds late it's not a big deal don't worry about it

Fury
Rogers you will tell us and you will tell us now

Grandpa1
There was a problem at the bank

Fury
BINGPOT

PeetaMellark
Bingpot?

Fury
I was gonna say bingo then I decided jackpot but I decided too late and Bingpot just happened

KatnessEverdeen
Kinda works tho

Natasha
It does

Fury
Not get off your phones and pay attention

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