Chat>IM BETTER THEN BARRY

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Kara: How'd you come back

KatnessEverdeen: we don't know he just showed up.

Wanda has joined the chat.

Wanda: PIETRO GIVE ME BACK THE TV REMOTE

Fastestmostamazingmandead: I don't have it

Wanda: I JUST WATCHED YOU ZOOM PAST ME AND TAKE IT I WANNA WATCH MY SHOW

Fastestmostamazingmandead: I DIDNT TAKE IT

KatnessEverdeen: children calm down before I shoot you with an arrow

Fastestmostamazingmandead: dont shoot papa please

Wanda: ugh

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Peter M.: I. Believe somebody's looking for this

Wanda: WHO ARE YOU?? GIVE ME BACK MY REMOTE

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Wanda: WHO ARE YOU?? GIVE ME BACK MY REMOTE

Kara: you guys are chaotic

PeetaMellark: Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs darling

Stankyassbitchwhothinkshesbetterthenmebuthesnot: didn't an asteroid do that

PeetaMellark: have you never watched Heathers

Kara: What is that

KatnessEverdeen: A MOVIE

PeetaMellark: THE BEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME STARRING WINONA RYDER AND IT CAME OUT IN 1989

Skankyassbitchwhothinkshesbetterthenmebuthesnot: never heard of it

Fastestmostamazingmandead: another reason I'm better then you. I'm not an uncultured swine

Peter M.: is no one gonna mention the fact that there is a stranger in your house that stole a remote

PeetaMellark: are you aware that we are talking to people from another universe CRAZY THINGS HAPPEN ALL THE TIME THERES MOT MUCH SHOCK VALUE TO IT ANYMORE

Fastestmostamazingmandead: wait so you have super speed too

Peter M.: yeah I'm quicksilver

Wanda: oh no

KatnessEverdeen: this is gonna be bad

PeetaMellark: very bad

Kara: why

Skankyassbitchwhothinkshesbetterthenmebuthesnot: isn't his name quicksilver

Fastestmostamazingmandead: YOU THINK YOU ARE BETTER THEN ME????? DO YOU?! I AM QUICKSILVER. I AM THE ONLY QUICKSILVER THERE WILL EVER BE!!! GIVE MY SISTER BACK HER REMOTE AND LEAVE THIS CHAT. ACTUALLY EVEN BETTER LEABE THIS WORLD AND GO BACK TO YOUR OWN BECAUSE YOU ALREADY KNOW YOU I AM BETTER SO THERES NO POINT IN STAYING!!!! I AM THE ONLY FAST AVENGER AND I AM THE FASTEST MOST AMAZING MAN ALIVE (DEAD) AND YOU WILL NOT MAKE ME SECOND AND I AM THE ONLY QUICKSILVER THERE WILL EVER BE SO LEAVE AND CHANGE YOUR NAME TO ZIPPY OR SOMETHING BECAUSE I CLAIM QUICKSILVER!!!!

PeetaMellark: the crackhead jumped out

Peter M.: ok

Fastestmostamazingmandead: I suggested you run

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KatnessEverdeen: :0

Fastestmostamazingmandead: I bet you didn't see that coming

PeetaMellark:

Fastestmostamazingmandead: True

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Fastestmostamazingmandead: True.

Kara: Barry I was just wondering when your wedding was because I accidentally burned the invitation with my laser eyes

KatnessEverdeen: YOU HAVE LASER EYES

Wanda: THATS SO COOL

Kara: yeah I do Barry can you answer my question so I can leave cat is calling me

PeetaMellark: a cat is calling you

Kara: my bosses name is Cat

Kara: Barry please

Stankyassbitchwhothinkshesbetterthenmebuthesnot: the 10th at 11:00

Kara: ok thanks and congrats

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KatnessEverdeen: congratulations on the marriage. Btw I'm going back to my farm

Stankyassbitchwhothinkshesbetterthenmebuthesnot: thanks you have a farm

KatnessEverdeen: and wife and kids

Stankyassbitchwhothinkshesbetterthenmebuthesnot: well I knew you had kids

KatnessEverdeen: how?? No one but Nat knows where my farm is

Stankyassbitchwhothinkshesbetterthenmebuthesnot: pietro calls you papa

Fastestmostamazingmandead: oh we just call each other that we aren't like related

KatnessEverdeen: Bye

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PeetaMellark: I got a date

Wanda: with who

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Wanda: WITH WHO?? Y/N TELL ME

Fastestmostamazingmandead: she's gone

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