My Life in a Nutshell

Part 2: Nom Nom

Deah Die Ree,

$o illuminaticonfirmed is finally comfirmed.....I can continue making stories now. Apparently I needed to verify my email which I was too lazy to do... Hahaha hahaha. .....ha....I suck.

¡t's so weird...Guys are OP here...why do we get all the attention? It's creepy as f....but it's cool too....

I got a failure notice in Algebra. Like. I have a D. Hahahhhahhahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhhahhahhahahahahhahahah.....hahahahah....hahah....ha...heh...

No buy seriously I have a letter grade D in that class. My mom had to sign a paper thingy or whatever, but it's all good. She didn't give the slightest shit about that grade. Which is freaking awesome.

Uhh, lunch sucks. I wish I could eat some chocolate. Or Ice cream.. oh oh oh!!! I know! A chocolate I've cream with pieces of ore and chocolate sprinkles with fudge falling off the sides and chocolate Hershey pieces on it in a chocolate bowl. -><- that one was an accident. Hehehhee....he's a loner.

.....I like chocolate. Wat?!? Nooo...I LOVE chocolate. I lust it!!!.....wait...no that's weird....whatever. I'm at lunch. Food sucks here.

I ₩□nder what happens if I scream....

Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

Nothing. Absolutely nothing. My friend screamed. The security was next to us. He didn't care. I feel so secure here. Yep. Oh look!!!! That kid fell off from his chair and broke his arm!!

"Uhh, do you think you could help him, dude?" I asked the security guard. Which was useless. Considering that he was rocking out to some jams with his headphones on full blast.

"YOU DONT KNOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, OH OH! AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL! BABY, YOU LIGHT UP MY-" I set his jacket on fire. "WOOOOOOOOORLD!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHH! FIRE! ...fire...*cough* fire...." He fell lifeless to the ground.

Everyone around me was silent but after a few seconds they cheered.

I was the hero. Fuck yeah.

-illuminaticonfirmed