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▶a pity party full of memes and an occasional existential crisis ;)
▶slight prefs towards denki kaminari, eijirou kirishima, and katsuki bakugou!
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Soft-hoe: Hey guys,, I have an idea 👀 Let's like, play those stupid party games tonight that Mina suggested, it can't hurt right?
Oppai: You mean like...spin the bottle? And seven in heaven?! And the sexual version of twister? :0
Soft-hoe: Yell heah! Although that last one is questionable, i don't want someone's penis tied to my leg when someone calls out red dick blue or some shit...✌😳
Glamourismymiddlename: Im sorry y/n-san, i cannot possibly tarnish my beauty and hard-earned reputation with your games as much as I'd like to. I'm out! Merci!
Soft-hoe: It's okay Yuga, we're still on for this weekend tho right? We NEED to finish stalking that dude's insta...I swear I've seen him somewhere before...
Glamourismymiddlename: Of course my lady, that thot of a male shall not exist if I'm around to kill his popularity!
Soft-hoe: Alright! So anyway, are you in, Denki? ;) You might get a s m o o c h if so
Oppai: UHHM- You mean like from you? On purpose!? That would be fucking awesome
Soft-hoe: Well you'll find out if you come!
Oppai: ::flushed::
Daddyshark: Hey y/n, guys! So what's this I hear? Some...typical teenage shenanigans? I'm down! Me and bakubro were playing roblox and he lost all of his robux to some scammer though, So everyone just steer clear of him in the halls of you can!
Soft-hoe: Well damn, got that jotted down faster than I expected. Thanks for letting us know dad
Oppai: Y/n I'm coming tonight, make sure to not kick me out like you usually do because I swear I won't sneak Mineta in again
Soft-hoe: Oh you'll be c u m m i n g in more ways than one hunty
Oppai: owo is that a threat or a promise
Soft-hoe: uwu maybe a little of both, depends what you like in bed ☕
Daddyshark: Guys uhhh is there anything else we can talk about other than sexual things on here
Acidsmyfavdrug: No Kirishima, there actually isn't after you figure out y/n is more of a perv than Kaminari and Mineta combined. Sorry to let you down buddy.
Daddyshark: Well dang. How did we become friends in the first place again?
Acidsmyfavdrug: She bribed you with protein shakes lmao
Daddyshark: Oh yeah! Sucks that i actually liked her personality before I found out she was a raging sex addict. Welp, what can you do!
Soft-hoe: wha- hey now you know you love me just as much as those shitty overpriced dick enhancement pills that you get ads for on pornhub
Daddyshark: WHO TOLD U I WATCH THAT STUFF
Soft-hoe: Oh, just a little birdie ;)
Daddydepression: Oh, I see I've interrupted the porn chat, better go find the regular class chat. 😒
Soft-hoe: Get your ass back here Shouto, there's no escaping hell once you've entered it and you know it.
Oppai: So who exactly is showing up tonight? There can't just be two girls! :( That's just plain unfair.
Acidsmyfavdrug: Well, from the list I have here, there's me, tsuyu, Kirishima, bakugou, todoroki, y/n, you, Mineta, WAIT, Mineta!? Who put him on the list? >:0
Oppai: Oh shit that was me-
Acidsmyfavdrug: Y/n do we block him, kick him, or kill him?
Daddydepression: I actually think Kaminari's preferred method of torture is a kick to the ballsack, I'm sure he enjoys pain play.
Soft-hoe: YOOOO Shouto's bringing out the FLAMES today
Acidsmyfavdrug: Alright, who wants to do it? There's no way I'm letting that perv ruin our game night >:0 !!
Daddyshark: Um, can we just go back to the list please? I'm sure aizawa wouldn't let him pull anything on us anyway
Acidsmyfavdrug: Finneeee 'mr.im the law', we'll deal with that bum later. Ok, so those ppl are coming except for mineta, annnddd hmmm I think we have Midoriya attending as well? Oh, Jirou and Toru agreed to it too.
Soft-hoe: Alright then, everyone meet in the common room at 7 and we'll get this party started ;) Todo, don't be afraid to show your kinky side if we land on each other for the games ok?
Daddydepression: What now
Soft-hoe: I know you're into bondage, sweetie, I read your cute little diary with the lock on it! Too bad you forgot to close it!
Daddydepression: This bitch- y/n i swear
Soft-hoe: And Kirishima, I know you tried to use the pills. I saw you buying them when I came over to give you your homework last week lmao. Your dick is fine, btw. I'd smash.
Daddyshark: Aw thanks!! But wait, no! No thanks! How did you even see- what the- Who ARE you?
Soft-hoe: I have a lot of little birdies, okay? ⊙▽⊙
