Irondad and Spiderson Oneshots

Avengers Groupchat

Underoos added tinystank, capsicle, Natasha, katniss, god of hammers and meme queen to the group chat

Katniss: what is this?

Tinystank: and why is my name tiny stank

Underoos: welcome to chillis

God of hammers: i am confusion. How can chillis be welcoming?

Underoos: its.... never mind

Katniss: why is natashas name natasha??

Underoos: because i thought she would try to kill me if i changed it to something else

Tinystank: true tho

Memequeen: whats up motherfuckers

Tinystank: who are u

Capsicle: language

Katniss: shut it old man

Katniss removed capsicle for the group chat

God of hammers: she is Shuri. Queen of memes

Memequeen: the god is right

Underoos: oops

Tinystank: what did u do? Are u hurt? Where are u? Im coming to see if you're all right

Underoos: im fine, I just dropped my glass of milk

Natasha: dad mode activated

Katniss changed tinystanks name to irondad

Memequeen: aww is irondad going to help his spiderson

Memequeen changed underoos name to spiderson

Irondad: for that last time peter is not my son

god of hammers: really? All this time I thought that the man of spiders was son of Stark

Natasha: all this time u thought that peter was starks son

God of hammers: yes

Katniss: *shakes head in disappointment*

Memequeen: disappointed but not surprised

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I have no idea what this is but im sleep deprived and bored so yeah

Word count: 226

Working on a new chapter tho it probably wont be published for a week. Sorry

Goodbye my spooders