Peter
Heeyyy Ned! DUDE LOOK WHOS GOT A NEW PHONE???
Peter
THIS GUY
Peter
AHHHAHHHAHA
Peter
May said it was gon be a bday present but saw how shitty my old phone was!! YAYYY
Peter
BUT DUUUDDEE
Peter
SHE GOT ME THE STARKPHONE 4 AHHHH
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Who is this?
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And how did you get this number?
Peter
Oh.
Peter.
OH.
Peter
Oh my god.
Peter
I am SO sorry.
Peter
I was so excited getting a new phone!
Peter
I'm sorry.
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Oh, no need to worry. These happen to all sorts of people.
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But, really.
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Who is this?
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I can't really put a name to a hyper-friendly stranger.
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And with a StarkPhone 4?
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Is that really what people are calling it?
Peter
HEY.
Peter
I like this phone!
Peter
It's the first phone I've had in forever!
Peter
Not like I could afford the StarkPhone 1.1 anyway.
Peter
:(
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Oh please.
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Call it as it as they are. The SI: M4 and M1.1
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And isn't that an old model anyway?
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The M4 is only like $500
Peter
Not if you're with FreeMo
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What?
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What is FreeMo?
Peter
Upon partnering with FreeMo you can now purchase your very own SI: M4 for just $0.00 and the first six months free!
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Oh wow.
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Well, this was nice.
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But I have a job to do.
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You should really invest in at least an M7
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I'll tell you that.
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Goodbye.
Peter
Meanie.
Peter
r u TRYING to get me broke?
Peter
THAT THING IS LIKE A THOUSAND DOLLARS!!!
Peter
>:(
Peter
>:(
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His Name Is Anthony
FanfictionWith Peter's tendancy of getting into all sorts of trouble and odd situations, he ends up texting the wrong number. Besides the stranger on the other end receiving the biggest apology of a lifetime, the two become good friends. Then it just goes all...
