Random One-Shots of Random Fandoms

#1 Egyptian Warrior Chickens in Paris

A\n: Hey guys! This is officially my first one-shot I have ever written, so excuse me if it's bad. This one-shot is a crossover between Kane Chronicles and Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Chat Noir. I haven't read Kane Chronicles in a while, so I'm sorry if I get their personalities a bit off. This one-shot takes place during the Pharaoh episode of Miraculous Ladybug.

"Great Sadie! What are we supposed to do now?" Carter asked his sister, all the while trying to take in their new surroundings. Carter had told Sadie not to touch that ancient artifact in the history museum! But did she listen??? No, she did not. Right after he had specifically told her not to touch anything, the second he turns his back she starts messing with an ancient Egyptian scroll, and this picture of a lady in spotted attire, swinging a yo-yo, started glowing, and the next thing they knew, they were standing at the bottom of the Eiffel Tower.

"Hey, don't ask me, you're the one who comes up with the plans here, remember?" Sadie crossed her arms in annoyance. "Besides, you can't expect me to go to a museum and not touch anything!" Carter rolled his eyes at that comment and started walking off to who knows where not caring where it was as long as it was away from his sister. Unbeknownst to him, however, he was practically heading in a beeline for the ancient museum which was currently containing two civilian girls, looking at the exact same scroll. One trying to figure out a super heroine's identity, the other, trying to stop her from doing just that.

Sadie followed Carter, knowing that they probably shouldn't be too far away from each other in case they get separated. Carter looked around Paris taking in all that was going on. Everything seemed to be going okay, that is, until an Egyptian themed supervillain made its way out of the museum, carrying a brown-haired girl over his shoulder. Not too long after, two masked persons came out of the exact same building, trying to take the villain down. Carter shared a look with his sister, before jumping into action. Calling on the power of Horus, he was soon enveloped in his warrior magic, taking the form of a giant eagle.

The two superheroes were quite startled by this, and one of them ran over to see what the heck was going on with these kids. He ran up to Sadie, who had somehow pulled out a giant stick and a boomerang looking thing out of nowhere. The girl stopped fighting off the mummies that the villain had created as he neared her.

"Oh hey there!" The girl exclaimed. "Care to assist?"

The cat-themed superhero got out his staff and started battling off the mummies with the girl all the while, keeping up a conversation.

"What are you doing here? Don't you know it's dangerous?!" He yelled.

"Eh, " The girl shrugged. "I've dealt with worse." She said. "It's all part of the job description to save the world." As she said this, she uttered some sort of spell, and symbols shafted glowing in the air, causing the mummies to be blasted back. "So, how are we supposed to turn everything back to normal?"

"Basically, we have to break the object that the Akuma is hiding in, Ladybug purifies it, and she turns everything back to normal." He said.

"Great! So where's this Hakuna-Matata thing hiding?"

"Akuma, " he said, "and as of the moment... I have no clue."

"Great," she said sarcastically, "sooo helpful."

Just then, the girl dressed in spots yelled something to the guy dressed like a cat, which he then relayed to Sadie. "The Akuma is in the pendant hanging around the flying guy's neck." He said.

"Typical, pendants usually have spells that can be used for multiple purposes. My friend has one that if thrown on the ground it will turn into a camel. " She said. "Anyway, destroying his pendant should be pretty easy. I've got an Egyptian spell that can destroy things."

"I thought destroying things was my job!" He exclaims.

"Not anymore. Now, all we gotta do is get me to where I can clearly see the pendant." She then started running over to Carter. "Hey Carter! " she yelled. "Pick me up! I've gotta get a clear shot at that dude's pendant!" The giant bird warrior then picked her up and brought her to where she could see. "Hey, sister spots! Get ready for that Akuma! " she yelled. She then uttered the destroy spell, which exploded the pendant into a million tiny pieces. A black butterfly flew out of one of them and the spotted heroine purified it with her yo-yo. She then yelled some sort of phrase and a random object flew out of her yo-yo, and she threw it into the air, creating a bunch of tiny ladybugs, that turned everything back to normal.

Carter turned himself back into his normal self and he and Sadie walked up to the waiting heroes.

"Who are you kids?" The girl in red asked. "How did you turn into a giant glowing bird?" She asked Carter.

"Yeah, and how did you do the whole hocus-pocus explosion thing with the pendant?" Asked the boy in black.

"We're magicians." Carter deadpanned.

"On that note," Sadie happily changed the subject. "I think we should go get ice-cream. I deserve it."

The girl in the Ladybug costume looked the siblings over warily. "Actually, we have to go. Come on Chat." With that, they zipped away, running across the roof-tops.

" And I thought you were strange." Carter said as he turned to Sadie.

Sadie shrugged. "I think it's a gift. Only awesome people have it. Sorry brother dear, but unfortunately, it is a gift you do not possess."

"Ha, ha. But we should be going too. We were in the middle of something of actual importance here. We don't have time to run around with kids in Halloween costumes. Come on." He started dragging his sister to the museum the villain had come out of.

"But what about my ice-cream?" Sadie complained.

"I'll get you some later if you hurry up."

Sadie sighed. "Fine. But I expect it to come in a container that holds no less than a gallon."

"Ugh. Whatever." Carter and Sadie went inside the museum, and went straight for the ladybug girl scroll, never turning back. 

A/n: So, what did you think? I'd love to read any comments, and constructive criticism is welcome. 

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