(writer's block)+tendency for ranting+Politics= this

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One day I was just waking up when suddenly I found myself looking at someone that clearly wasn't from the realm let alone dimension I knew whom of which seemed like a cartoon character. The cartoon character unfortunately for me seemed like a spider that crawled right onto me and glitched right onto my shoulder with the entire thing glowing rainbow colors. I noticed the spider had a mechanical addition that was basically three different syringes shrunk down with each of them looking entirely different each with an infinity symbol on them of one type or another that were hard to look at. Then after being bitten by it and injected with it unable to be killed I found it stopped glowing after biting me looking like a normal but large spider. I noticed it seemed to glitch out and cease to be with nothing left except for the mechanical exoskeleton and cyborg inserts. I picked the part up and placed it in a glass jar I sealed with glue where I taped on a label that said a description of what I saw. I then started to use my computer live streaming it on youtube.com with a title and description. I then called 911 stating a spider bit me noticing myself dizzy and very tired, more tired and sleepy than usual with me totally getting worn out, and I found after the doctors arrived they spotted me black out and unable to be woken up. They noticed after a while of containing the device I tried containing just inside a more scientifically complex container after examining it the people that examined it disclosed publicly to the news media including newspapers that I was bitten by a sort of cyborg rainbow version of a spider similar to the new "Spiderman: Into the Spider-verse" movie by description but it was described to have died and then disappeared leaving behind the cyborg part that occasionally seemed to "reality glitch" and seemed unstable so the science community had it contained inside a special container after examining it thoroughly finding whatever substances used were all gone finding microscopic symbols on the atoms with an atomic microscope used for scientists were not taking any chances of there being any threat to our own realm with me considered to be not a threat. I however realized I was bitten by it multiple times already in multiple places where I woke up three days after the spider bit me. I noticed myself in a lab where I found myself with better physique and feeling my entire body slowly changing still. I woke up where I found myself with my own youtube.com livestream been stopped by the government but with a new account set up for me so people could watch the individual object in the middle of a certain mile radius directly over a particle collision facility not below a town just in case things to go boom with the facility monitored it as well. They noticed the government sent someone to retrieve it but it already disappeared by the time they retrieved it with soon after the live stream started it disappeared in a few hours alongside the tiny fragments taken for examining it via traditional methods as well. The government noticed the data released to the public was of various materials where the government had my house under quarantine ever since the initial live stream and found nothing. They at least cleaned the place from top to bottom but they did place all my stuff on a watch list and had an agent watching any and all interactions digitally. They noticed me figure out they had flagged all my accounts however noticing me bring out some camping gear I bought online before news media stating the government had bugged a few of them. I pulled apart a few by hand and revealed tiny microchips hidden within some plastic and state that they had flagged me for something unusual that happened to me and started invading all privacy including what conversations I was trying to keep private with my family with me stating that I was planning to go off the grid for a few weeks to get some true privacy but they had flagged all my accounts and the accounts of my family to bug everything they could or switch orders with the bugged versions. Then I said with the news media having noticed me tell them that if I cannot have privacy I might as well have authorization to bug every single government official I please and any attempts to stop recording or bugging would be punishable via any punishment I choose for it was the same they were doing for me and my family so I might as well have the right to do the same to them, and if refused I shall call the government an monopoly, an invasion of human rights and a danger to civilization, and anyone that has been wronged by the government or officials can and will come forth to help and anyone going to hinder the case I might as well publicly call a "political snitch" for the government has officially gone on too long doing whatever they please over the welfare of their own people for too long and that includes almost all of them. I was with an official speech written out and everything and stated it all to the news media and stated about various sources and things added ever since a certain year. Then the government noticed me state that any programmers that work for the government for helping covering the government's butts in this situation must come forth otherwise they are considered non-human butt kissing boot licking assholes that would do anything for a quick buck including a long list of things that I wanted them to do to show their commitment or be sited as official suspects for investigation with assassination or other attempts only to confirm my suspicions so if I or any member of my family are to go missing, be locked up, or die within several years time it shall be considered official and the laws against non-aggressive action shall be officially put aside as the governments can be labeled as terrorists, murderers, psychopaths, and so on that lie to the public about them protecting soldiers when they are doing things that they kept secret that has nothing to do with such a thing therefore are assumed to be planning to end the world and take everything and everyone down with them.