me: dallon if i gave you a quarter would you touch your penis to your butthole??
pwussi boy dallon: like does it have to go in???
me: no the tip just has to touch your butthole
pwussi boy dallon: ok hang on
ur daddy: LMAO WHAT THE FUCK
daddy brendon: HAHAHHAHHAH
natural blue: i am disturbed what is wrong with you people
h dog: are any of you aware that it's 2am??
fuck you ryan: yeah facts some of us are trying to masturbate here!!
h dog: i was thinking that people were trying to sleep but ok
mitty: vinny knows how to live boiiiiii
vinny is annoying: vinny i really hope you're not actually jerking off right now
geoff the wig: why?? its 2am the man is horny.
fuck you ryan: yeah wtf ryan im horny
vinny is annoying: WE'RE ON A DISCORD VOICE CALL PLAYING FORTNITE DON'T JERK OFF
fuck you ryan: I WILL DO AS I PLEASE
the OG plug: that ain't right man
vinny is annoying: FUCK I CAN HEAR HIM
pwussi boy dallon: I DID IT /1 image attached
me: FUCK KOKDNFDAV
daddy brendon: AHAHAHAHAH
pwussi boy dallon: i want a dollar
me: fine
pwussi boy dallon: and a shoutout on your story
me: ok
natural blue: MY FUCKING VIRGIN EYES DEAR GOD WHY
geoff the wig: awsten you are not a fucking virgin
natural blue: BUT I AM SCARRED
pwussi boy dallon: that's fair
vinny is annoying: VINNY JUST CAME AND MOANED RIGHT INTO HIS MIC I WANNA FUCKING DIE
fuck you ryan: fuck you ryan
lesbian lynn: this was honestly our worst conversation yet
j(ho)enna mcdougall: worse than yesterday's copypasta???
lesbian lynn: way fuckin worse
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one of the two major events that occured in this chapter was based on a true story so please guess which one in the comments because it's funny. thank u
-halle
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Fanfiction• awsten knight: natural blue -> grape boy • brendon urie: daddy brendon • christian anthony: ur fav aussie • clinton cave: sax god • dallon weekes: pwussi boy dallon • geoff wigington: geoff the wig • jenna mcdougall: j(ho)enna mcdougall • kelli...
