fuckboy // BU x Reader

.: nine :.

ur daddy: swiggity swonic how iconic

pwussi boy dallon: what the fuck ryan

me: me too lmao

daddy brendon: i just did the best thing

ur daddy: explain

daddy brendon: y/n came to my house to hang out and i ended up eating her out

me: dO YOU HAVE TO SHARE EVERYTHING IN HERE

pwussi boy dallon: yes bc we're a squad

ur daddy: one time i saw a girl smoke weed with her pussy

me: WHAT THE FUCK

pwussi boy dallon: i fucked someone in the bathroom

me: that doesn't surprise me

daddy brendon: did it surprise you how good i ate you out

me: stop

ur daddy: r u guys just fuck buddies or ?

daddy brendon: we're unofficially together i guess

me: why can't we be officially together

daddy brendon: fine with me :))

me: :))

pwussi boy dallon: kys