The Depp Web Should Be A Thing!

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Me: *Surfing the Depp Web*

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Me: *Surfing the Depp Web*

Notification Feed: You have 3 new messages!

✂️Edwrd_Snips-a-lot: Good news! I finally found a way to type! I'm using my nose to send messages!

Me: Good job, Edward! Your toes could work also!

☠CaptinRumInspector: Someome drank me rum! Bloody rum-guzzlers!

Me: Could the bloody rum guzzler be you, Captain?

☠CaptinRumInspector: No! I just got drunk because... Oh, maybe I did.

🧛‍♂️CollinsInTheShadows: Do you mean to say Alice Cooper, is in fact, a man?

Me: Yes. Alice Cooper is just his stage name. His real name is Vincent Furnier. He's been playing rock music for over fifty years!

🧛‍♂️CollinsInTheShadows: Ah! So Mr. Cooper is a vampire, like myself!

Me: Well, actually... Yes. Yes, he is! Although he's more of a Hollywood Vampire. You should get together with him and form a band!

🖥🖱☠✂️🧛‍♂️💋❤

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