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*While trying to fall asleep...*
Me: *Close eyes and prepares for Johnny dreams...*
My brain: Remember when you peed your pants on the jungle gym?
Me: It was sixteen years ago! I was four years old!
My brain: Still pretty embarrassing...
Me: Ugh! If it wasn't for my memories of Johnny, I'd have you removed!
My heart: *GASP!* Johnny! What's all this about Johnny! I wanna be with Johnny! I love Johnny!
My brain: You have to resist the urge to fangirl over Johnny Depp. We all know he's too old for you and the possibility of you meeting him face to face are a million to one!
My heart: Shut up, Brain! Don't listen to her! You shall have him in your arms someday! I swear it or my name isn't the Heart of fantasticfantasylass!
Me: Uh... can I go to sleep now?
My brain: Yes, sleep is important for a healthy and functional body.
My Heart: I love sleep! Sleep is when we dream of Johnny. What dream will be playing tonight, Brain?
Brain: Tonight dreamy feature is entitled Depphead's Delight.
