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* Deushcler Heist Groupchat *

2CleverFox has been added to Deuschler Heist

Flawless has been added to Deuschler Heist

Waffle_Queen has been added to Deuschler Heist

Tolya_YB has been added to Deuschler Heist

Zem_Bachelor has been added to Deuschler Heist

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Flawless: Once again a plan has failed where Nina Zenik is involved.

Waffle_Queen: I'm sure you'll be surprised to know, Zoya, that the "failure" had literally nothing to do with me

Flawless: Oh please! The very air you breathe invites disaster. 

Zem_Bachelor: Nina you didn't tell me this was a roast, I would have brought my hot sauce. 

2CleverFox: You could in fact argue that the failure of the plan is my fault entirely. I suspected that without Brekker's agreement to join us we would face a number of issues. 

Tolya_YB: With much respect, your majesty, I did advise that you seek maturer candidates for the mission to eliminate problems of this kind. 

Zem_Bachelor: Excuse me? I'll have you know I am all of 17 years old. 

Flawless: Adorable. He thinks he's mastered the trials of manhood. 

Zem_Bachelor: Ghezen, who shat in your oatmeal!? Nina, make the mean lady stop

Waffle_Queen: Not so funny when it's your ass on the grill huh, Jes?

Tolya_YB: I'm not understanding any of these references

2CleverFox: It takes some getting used to I'll admit, as far as my understanding goes "to roast" is to blatantly insult someone.

Tolya_YB: Why not just say "insult"? It's a perfectly good word

2CleverFox: I imagine it's because it lacks the same level of sass

ZemBachelor: this guy reminds me of Matthias. Like if Muscles was a Shu warrior that'd be him

Waffle_Queen: I mean you're not wrong

Flawless: Focus children, playtime is over. Lantsov, what's the plan?

2CleverFox: Quite right, Commander.

2CleverFox: I've taken a page out of Mr Brekker's book of tricks for this mission, I hope he doesn't mind.

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Inej descended the stairs of the Slat to where Wylan and Matthias stood waiting, but when the pair saw the grim expression on the Wraith's features, they knew she had not found him.

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