Wedding (not who you expect it to be)

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Chiron: Hazel, I am really sorry, but you must stop dating Frank...NOW

Hazel: WHY!!!

Frank: Come on, Chiron! Why can't we date?

Chiron: Don't you remember Frank?!?

Frank:... Remember what?

Chiron: You're married to Leo!

Leo: *spits out milk that he supposingly had in his mouth* WHAT!!!

Frank: ....WHAT!!!!

Chiron: Remember when Leo was drunk on skittles...

Frank: Yeah...

Chiron: And you wanted to marry Katniss Everdeen, which was really Leo...

Frank: Yeah...

Chiron: He accepted and you guys got married online...

Frank: WHAT I DON'T REMEMBER THAT!!!

Frank changed his name to Frank Valdez

Frank Valdez: STOLL!

Frank Valdez: CHANGE IT BACK!!!

Frank Valdez changed his name to Frank

Leo: ... So technically me and Frank are married...

Chiron: Yep....

Leo: And his girlfriend is my great grandfathers girlfriend...

Chiron: Yep...

Leo: ....

Leo: HOW DO WE GET RID OF THIS MARRIAGE!!!!

Frank: I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER THIS HAPPENING!!!

Frank: DO YOU HAVE PROOF???

Chiron: Yes I do...

*flashback*

Leo has changed his name to Katniss Everdeen

Katniss Everdeen: This girl is on Fire!!!

Katniss Everdeen: I'm superman

Katniss Everdeen: THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE!!!

Percy: How is he typing so fa-

Katniss Everdeen: I LIKE TRAINS!!!

Frank: KATNISS EVERDEEN!!! MARRY ME, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!! PLZ MARRY ME!!!

Katniss Everdeen: YES!!!

Hazel:....

1 day later

Kaniss Everdeen has changed her name to Leo

Leo: I must have been so hyper to marry Frank!!!

Frank:...

Frank: This is awkward

Leo: Awko Taco!!!

*end of flashback*

Hazel: So i'm dating a married person...

Chiron: Yep...

Travis: Oh my gods! This is blackmail box!

Percy: there's a blackmail box?

Connor: yep!

Percy: that can't be good...

Leo: We have to do something about this!

Frank: I KNOW!

Leo: We have to have a real wedding, not by getting married online

Frank: I totally agree! Let's have a wedding!

Hazel: ...-_-

*a few days later*

Everyone's gotten a letter 

You have been invited to the 

wedding of Leo Valdez and Frank

Zhang. We hope you all will be able

to attend. - from Leo Valdez and Frank Zhang

P.S. Don't forget presents -Leo

Hazel: What is going on!

I KNOW, I KNOW SHORT CHAPTER. I will make the next chapter...the wedding! So this one and the next one might be pretty short. I wilil make the one after the wedding longer

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