Zen 🌹
Hello? Harry?
♪I've been everywhere, man, looking for someone
Someone who can please me, love me all night long
I've been everywhere, man, looking for you babe
Looking for you babe, searching for you babe♪
H 🌸
Hello?
♪Where have you been?♪
Zen 🌹
It's me, Zayn
♪'Cause I never see you out♪
H 🌸
Not shit, there's this thing called caller i.d, have you heard of it?
♪Are you hiding from me, yeah?♪
Zen 🌹
Stop being a prick
♪Somewhere in the crowd, oh♪
H 🌸
Ooh, burn
Zen 🌹
Shut up, why are you being such a dick?
H 🌸
I have a dick but I like yours better
Zen 🌹
I can't with you
H 🌸
Oh, you actually can with me
Zen 🌹
Okay, stop
H 🌸
I thought you'd like me like this, all desperate and-
Zen 🌹
Harry, stop it
H 🌸
Ooh, I like it when daddy gets angry
Zen 🌹
You're getting on my nerves
H 🌸
Can I get on you?
Zen 🌹
Why are you acting like this?
H 🌸
Acting like what?
Zen 🌹
Acting dumb doesn't suit you, sweetheart
H 🌸
But being a cheater suits you, sweetheart
"Ooooh, burn!"
Zen 🌹
Excuse me? Did you seriously just call me a cheater?
H 🌸
Is water wet?
♪Where have you been?♪
Zen 🌹
You're acting fucking childish right now
♪All my life♪
H 🌸
You're acting childish right now
♪All my life♪
Zen 🌹
See what I mean
♪Where have you been all my life?♪
"Where have you been all my life?!"
♪Where have you been all my life?♪
"Take a shot Harry!"
"Later not right now!"
H 🌸
Why don't you go back to your side chick and your side guy?
♪Where have you been all my life?♪
Zen 🌹
Don't even start with that Harry
♪Where have you been all my life?♪
H 🌸
You're not denying it
"He's not denying it ladies!"
"Damn! He has two people on the side while he's with you! Dump him!"
"Dump him! Dump him!"
Zen 🌹
Are you fucking serious right now? I'm not playing games Harry
H 🌸
I'm not playing games either Zayn
Zen 🌹
Please stop acting like this
H 🌸
You started it
Zen 🌹
I didn't start anything
"Hang up! Hang up!"
♪You can have me all you want♪
H 🌸
You can have me all you want, daddy
"Can I baby?"
Zen 🌹
Harry? Hello?
"Maybe"
♪Any way, any day♪
Zen 🌹
Harry?
♪Just show me where you are tonight, oh yeah, oh♪
"My place?"
Call Ended
YOU ARE READING
Sweetener ღ Zarry
FanfictionAU Social Media Crack "If you hate social media so much why do you continue to use it?" "Didn't your parents teach you to mind your own fucking business?" Or the one where Zayn's a bit of an asshole and hates social media but still continues to use...
