H 🌸
Zayn?
♪In the back of your mind, I know you should be on with me♪
Zen 🌹
'Ello, baby!
♪Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?♪
"Don't cha wish your boyfriend was hot like me?!"
H 🌸
Hello? Zayn?
♪Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?♪
"Don't cha wish boyfriend was a freak like me?!"
Zen 🌹
Baby, you okay?
H 🌸
M'fine, are you?
Zen 🌹
I'm fucking fantastic!
♪But I know, she ain't gon' wanna share♪
"I know, he ain't gon' wanna share!"
H 🌸
Zayn, where are you? And who's singing so loud?
Zen 🌹
I'm having fun, baby, where are you?
"Fucking idiots! Move!"
Zen 🌹
You still there, baby?
"Excuse me! Excuse me!"
H 🌸
Who are you talking to?
"I'm taken so don't fucking touch me!"
H 🌸
Huh?
♪Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me?♪
"Don't cha wish your boyfriend was fun like me?!"
H 🌸
Having fun where?
"Stupid club full of idiots!"
H 🌸
You're at a club?
Zen 🌹
I don't own the club, silly baby
H 🌸
That's not what I said
Zen 🌹
Baby, I can't hear ya
♪I'd probably be just as crazy about you if you were my own man♪
"Fuck yeah I would!"
H 🌸
Who are you with?
"Lower your voice"
"No!"
H 🌸
Who are you talking to?
Zen 🌹
My friend
H 🌸
What friend?
Zen 🌹
No one important
"Rude!"
"Shut up"
H 🌸
Who are you with?
Zen 🌹
You sound upset
H 🌸
You sound drunk
Zen 🌹
M'not drunk
H 🌸
What club are you at? I'll go pick you up
Zen 🌹
It's okay, I'll catch a Lyft
"Put your phone away Zaynie! This date is a no phones allowed!"
H 🌸
Zaynie?! You're on a date?!
Zen 🌹
No, baby, it's not what-
H 🌸
Don't Zayn
Zen 🌹
Baby, please, no-
Call Ended
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Sweetener ღ Zarry
FanfictionAU Social Media Crack "If you hate social media so much why do you continue to use it?" "Didn't your parents teach you to mind your own fucking business?" Or the one where Zayn's a bit of an asshole and hates social media but still continues to use...
