Funny Incidents Between The Seven

This a collection of all the funny things that took place on the Argo ll but for some reason Rick Riordan didn't write it down,  something about being too weird, hmmm.. I don't get that guy, apart from when he talks about me. Just kidding, maybe...

Here's an example when Percy confused us all.

The seven are sitting at the table eating snacks like normal people, well some of us, the others are gulfing down food like retards and in the background Leo and Percy are fighting over cookies.

Percy: Give it back!

Leo: No

Percy: Dude I want the cookies!

Leo: Say the magic word

Percy: You're an idiot!

Leo: *makes a buzzer sound* Wrong!

The rest of the seven: *eating and watching the show*

Piper: Well this works out well

Hazel: What do you mean?

Piper: We were getting bored and now we have some entertainment.

Hazel: That's true.

Meanwhile :

Percy: Give me the cookies before I get riptide out!

Leo: Why do you want the cookies so much?

Percy: Give them to me!

Leo: Don't avoid the question, that's not gonna work.

Percy: Fine, I want the cookies so I can get a sugar rush and chop you up with all the extra energy!

Leo: So what you're saying is that you wouldn't be able to kill me otherwise?

Percy: Ugh, Leo Valdez  you deserve a medal.

Leo: I do?

Percy: You are the only person in the world to annoy someone to insanity within 5 minutes.

Leo: I'm afraid that wasn't me.

Frank: * stands up* I cant take it any more !!

Me: Dude just give the guy a break.

Leo: let me think about it, *starts eating a cookie with a thinking face*

Percy: *lunges for Leo*

Leo: *Ducks and run to other side*

Annabeth: Leo, if you haven't realised yet Percy can be stubborn.

Leo: Annabeth if you haven't realised yet, I can be stubborn too.

Frank: Yeah, we've all realised that by now.

Me: I am this close to snatching the cookies away from you Valdez .

Percy: Leo stop being an idiot and give them! Give me the cookies!

Hazel: And I thought I had a problem.

Me: Just give the man his damn cookies!

Percy: *Freezes*

Frank: Uh.....

Annabeth: Percy? Earth to Percy?

Percy: Jason what did you say?

Me: Uh.. Give the man his damn cookies?

Percy: *starts laughing like a lunatic*

The rest of the seven: Umm.... *slowly walk away*

Later we found out that it was inside joke between my sister and Zoë Nightshade and him. Now this incident makes sense. Ish... But what more can you expect from Percy...

* Percy opens door*

Percy: I heard that.

*Percy closes door *