I was walking into my house after a long day of throwing gang signs with my homies "what a great day," I said to myself and put a Hot Pocket in the microwave.
As i waited for my Hot Pocket to finish, i stepped into the livingroom....
I was about to sit on the couch when I spotted it
"OH SHIT, a rat," and in a panic I started to hop around from side to side.
"It's a fucking rat," I continued, still jumping around.
After a bit of panicking I decided to try and hit the rat with my shoe, which proved to be a bad idea cause I was too scared to.
I jumped and wiggled a bit more and then jumped on the rat killing it.
I went back into to the kitchen, still in. Bit of shock, and grabbed my hot pocket.
Thats when I relized that people shouldn't grab hot things with their bare hands.
The Hot Pocket was so hot it burnt my hand, and I dropped it.
I dropped my Hot Pocket...
I walked into my bedroom.
sat down on my bed.
And cried, loud and hard...
Legend has it that he's still crying to this day.
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oh heck, a rat
Humorits a hecking rat. The real story behind the video we all laugh at. I accept criticism Also Some random stuff and me venting about things
