What Up My name's Jared I'm 19 And I never Frikin Learned How To Read

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"You heard me you will now be my friend," you stated confidently. "EHHHHHHHH," Mina and Kirishima exclaimed in unison. "You got a problem with that" you looked Mina and Kirishima dead in the eye. "NO," they replied slightly startled from the sudden outburst. "That's what I thought" you mumbled. You then proceeded to grab Mina, Kirishima, and the mystery meme man and beeline to your dorm. You made it into your dorm in record time and kicked the door down.

 "Sit" you pronounced strictly. They all immediately sat down with no questions asked. "I need your name age hobbies likes dislikes birthday zodiac sign favorite food and your favorite pokemon" you commanded. They all started speaking frantically at once. "SHUT UP ASHIDO AND EIJI I ALREADY NO THIS STUFF" you shouted. "Wait why do you need to know this stuff," he asks nervously. "THAT WASN'T A QUESTION" you screeched. 

You need to figure out everything about this mystery meme man he showed to much promise to go to waste. "Um ok well then what up my name is Denki Kaminari I'm 18 I Reddit a lot I like memes and English literature I don't like salty licorice (it's canon look it up) my birthday is June 29th my zodiac sign is cancer my favorite food is hamburgers

(EAR RAPE WARNING)

my favorite pokemon is Pikachu and I never frikin learned how to read. 

"That *sniff* that was one of the most beautiful displays of memes I've ever seen" you cried out before proceeding to burst into tears. "There there (Y/n)" Mina comforted you softly. Denki started freaking out and frantically tried to figure out what was wrong. You then stopped crying and looked up at him. "I'M SO SORRY I HOPE I DIDN'T OFFEND YOU IN ANYWAY" he screamed at the top of his lungs.

 You then felt a wave of guilt you just realized you had just basically kidnapped a person you didn't know and interrogated the heck out of him."frick" you cursed under your breath. "Ok, so I just want to say I apologize profusely and hope you don't think I'm some kind of creepo that regularly kidnaps people and interrogates them you actually seem like I really nice person that I could get along so can you maybe just forget the last 1o mins and like have a do-over," you asked sincerely. You took a deep breath "The truth is I'm actually really insecure and don't trust people easily I'm kind of awkward and have trouble making friends and- sorry I'm rambling" you chuckle awkwardly. "Anyways let's start over Hi I'm (L/n) (Y/n) and I hope we can become friends" you smiled brightly. "Wait a minute who are you" Mina, Kirishima, and Denki deadpaned. 

"EHHHHHHH," you say. "I PUT OUT MY WHOLE HEART INTO THOSE SENTENCES AND THAT'S WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" you screech.

(ANOTHER EAR RAPE WARNING)

(TIME SKIP TO WHEN YOU STOPPED BEING A BRAT)

"Wait so did you actually mean that stuff," Denki questioned with a light blush. "Mmmmm" you hummed. "Well most of it I just kind of wanted to make you feel bad so we could be friends," you replied honestly. Mina and Kirishima sweatdropped. "We're sorry for her behavior," Kirishima apologized with his head down. "We understand if you want to leave and never come back again," Mina also apologized with her head down. "Well, to be honest, you guys are the most interesting people I've met so far everyone else has a stick way too far up their butt so I think I'll stay," Denki stated confidently. "REALLY, "you all exclaimed in unison. "Yeah I feel like you guys will make this one heck of a year," Denki said excitedly 

A/N: WOW a chapter not in the middle of the night AMAZING. I felt bad for not posting yesterday? So I decided to make another chapter. This chapter was actually pretty fun to make. Most of the things in this chapter about Denki were found on Fandom so like it's most likely true. So anyway I hope you enjoyed this chapter remember i' always open for suggestions, ideas, or critiques love you guys :3


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