slut [kaminari d.]

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"OOOOOH SHIT, A RAT!" Kaminari yelled the moment [name] walked through the large classroom door, and he began holding his pants-waist while bouncing around. "RAT. ISSA MOTHAFUCKIN RAT!"

"OOOOH SHIT! ISSA SNAKE- nebermind its just denk teegleheegle," [name] responded, bouncing around too, like an idiot while Mina watched quietly in the background, concerned for her friends.

"Whassup baby-daddy!" [name] cackled, doing her secret handshake with Denk.

"Not bad bb, hbu?"

"im good, my ovarian cycle started again"

"omfg rebecca we're in sync"

"no fucking way"

"yes fucking way"

"Can you two shut up and shit down?" Aizawa groaned from the doorway. "Wait, fuck -- shut up and sit down i-"

"Aye, aye, Cap'n!/Yessir!"

"it's yes sir, Kaminari, not yeddsdisdsidiiiidisdufyuerfwjiassir. n e wayz lets get on with class. [name], go see Aunt Nemmie before she gets the latex, ciao."

"i shoot my arrows in the air sometimes, singing 'ayooo, creepers gaaaaay-yoooo'"[name] sung before she bumped into someone. "oh fickmb fam im kinda blind :("

"[name], you dumb slut, why didn't you come see me first?" Midnight asked, kink-whip in hand while she was decked out in her, ahem, sexy latex suit. "You know what happens when you don't visit Aunt Nemmie first~"

"No more cock and ball torture, please, Aunt Nemmie," [name] begged, already decked out in her latex sub outfit. "Please my balls can't handle this anymore, they're still black from last time i begiign you please aunt nemmie iorinus ti be a gid girl/"

"suffer, whore."

"teghegelghelhgehee i lobe chu aunt nemmie" [name] giggled, giving her favorite aunt a hug. "It's been a while, hasn't it?"

"Mhm, yes it has," Midnight responded. "Last time I checked, it's been 7 months, 2 weeks, 5 days, 23 hours and 43 minutes, but it's not like I'm counting or anything."

LEVEL 3 CONTAINMENT BREACH! ALL STUDENTS PLEASE RETURN BACK TO YOUR CLASSROOMS IN AN ORDERLY FASHION!

"oh fuck ohhecc aunt nemmie what do"

"Uh -- wait here! I'm going to go help your uncle and your dad! I love you, [name], and stay safe! I'll come back for you later." The R-Rated hero yelled before dashing off to the front gates of the school.

"well damn" [name] muttered and decided to walk into an empty hallway, where she was met with piercing eyes. "damn your sexy red eyes kinda make my nuts itch" the teen owo'd.

"O-Oh... uhhh... thanks?" The raspy voice muttered out, confusion lacing his voice. "What are you doing here, hero-scum?"

"Oh lmao im just here with my papi he kinda draggeded me outta da house so im here" [name] nonchalantly explained. "ya catch my drift?"

"A-Are you okay? I never thought I'd ask that... but are you having a stroke?"

"nah fam im all good."

The male shrugged and walked into the light, [name] being able to get a good, clear look at the intruder.

"OOOOH SHIT! ISSA RAT! RAT! ISSA MOTHAFUCKIN RAT!"

ight cuhs comment here on who u want [name] to end up with

im sorry this book is going to hell but im determined to finish at least one book