A/N: Hello! This is my first ever fanfiction that I'm writing, and I got the basic concept for it literally yesterday lmao. The title is a very small spoiler but I couldn't think of anything else, sorry! Okay... now that we're done with that, ON WITH THE STORY!
Time period: Modern
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Y/N was known for her unusual thoughts that made her friends laugh. She had just woken up from a very relaxing nap wearing booty shorts and a comfy T-shirt, but something was bothering her.
"Oh god", she thought. "It's one of those weird thoughts again!"
As she thought about it a bit more, she decided to go pester her boyfriend, Hercules Mulligan, about it. And so Y/N began the not-so-long and perilous journey from her shared bedroom to Hercules's sewing room, where he was currently working with a new type of fabric.
Once Y/N reached the door to the sewing room, she gently knocked and asked, "Herc, can I come in? I really need to ask you something". Once she heard a muffled "Yeah sure", she quietly opened the door and walked in, smiling to herself all the while.
"Hello, Sleeping Beauty! Did you finish snoring in the other room or are you gonna snore some more?" Herc asked. Y/N chuckled at his remark, and replied, "Yeah, I woke up from my nap, but mostly because I urgently need to ask you something right now!"
"Oh okay, shoot."
"So... what exactly are these called?" Y/N asked as she pointed at the booty shorts she was wearing.
Herc gave her a confused look and said, "I think those are called booty shorts?"
Y/N hesitated for a bit before quietly mumbling, Aren't they called Ass Pants?"
"Wait, what did you say?"
"I said, aren't these called Ass Pants?!"
Hercules stared at Y/N with a look of utter bewilderment for a few seconds before laughing and wheezing so much that the only words he managed to squeeze out were "Why would you think these were called Ass Pants, Y/N!", before falling out of his chair clutching his sides.
"Um... I guess I thought these were called Ass Pants because, oh, I dOn'T kNoW, they show off the A S S?!" Y/N answered matter-of- factly. "And it sounds waaaay more funny than Booty Shorts."
"You're right about that, Y/N~" Hercules said as he got up from the ground.
"Oh please, I'm always right." Y/N said with a smirk on her face.
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A/N: And that was it for my first fanfiction! (Sorry if it's really short though) I hope you liked it! If you want to request a story or trope or whatnot then feel free to comment because I may run out of ideas for stories in the near future and I could always use your help! Thanks and farewell my doodes :P
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