hurricane [EDITING]

five

(climbs fence) "hello? luca williams? vamps loving chick?"

(walks out door) "and you are?"

"seriously?"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"it's londin."

"ohhhhhh."

"yeahhhhhh."

"what are you doing?"

"saying hello."

"okay. goodbye. i don't like you 'cause - like i remind you every day - you don't like the vamps."

"i know. but you're too pretty to ignore. i am augustus and you are hazel."

"um..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"please get your desperate, pedophilic, douchey ass out of my face before i whack it over you side of the fence."

"well my ass ain't technically in your face, but i can make it." (smirks, turns around and begins to slide down pants)

(covers eyes) "NO!"

(chuckles) "admit it, you like it. you think i'm hot."

(still covering eyes) "in your dreams, you vamps-hater."