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lmao don't get used to it i'm just especially bored today
anyway, here's what this chapter is about:
1. I have been looking at my demographic and here is what I have found and compiled for you all today.
اوووه! هذه الصورة لا تتبع إرشادات المحتوى الخاصة بنا. لمتابعة النشر، يرجى إزالتها أو تحميل صورة أخرى.
Okay, so I'm not too surprised about the percentage of my readers being Australian because the only Australian people that read this (that I know of) are pippitypipes and Bise. And me, but does that even count?
Moving on.
اوووه! هذه الصورة لا تتبع إرشادات المحتوى الخاصة بنا. لمتابعة النشر، يرجى إزالتها أو تحميل صورة أخرى.
I've got a small number from New Zealand. Though, pretty sure this is just snake/cricket. Or maybe I have another NZ reader boi/gorl that reads this shit lmfao if you're NZ and you're reading this and I don't know you hMU. Next.
اوووه! هذه الصورة لا تتبع إرشادات المحتوى الخاصة بنا. لمتابعة النشر، يرجى إزالتها أو تحميل صورة أخرى.
This is where it gets motherfucking TRIPPY. WHO THE FUCK IS READING THIS SHIT AND IS FROM.... FINLAND? That's honestly the last place I would ever think someone lives that reads this. I mean, come on, Finland? Isn't the population there like 2? Isn't that also where that How to train ur dragon shit is set in? Aren't y'all like them vikings lmao. Just kidding. PM ME IF YOU ARE THIS PERSON BECAUSE tbh my goal is to know as many people as i can all over the world and finland is a mf MUST
اوووه! هذه الصورة لا تتبع إرشادات المحتوى الخاصة بنا. لمتابعة النشر، يرجى إزالتها أو تحميل صورة أخرى.
Again, I'm not surprised about the UK one. I'm sure it's just Zee living in stinky ebola London. Again, not an insult. I'm just saying that River Thames isn't fucking sanitary at all. You heart it from me first ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
اوووه! هذه الصورة لا تتبع إرشادات المحتوى الخاصة بنا. لمتابعة النشر، يرجى إزالتها أو تحميل صورة أخرى.
Not surprised about the maple syrup sluts that read this either. I know noppity and werewolf (with lice) read this and i'm pre sure it's just them. Also, why the fuck is Canada so goddamn big? I thought it was like a lil island like Hawaii lol but no it's a fucking T H I C C boi. Why the heck does Canada need that much room? For maple syrup breweries? Lmao that'd be kinda cool
اوووه! هذه الصورة لا تتبع إرشادات المحتوى الخاصة بنا. لمتابعة النشر، يرجى إزالتها أو تحميل صورة أخرى.
WHAT THE FUCK. I didn't know I had that many Trump bois. That's more than my Australian peeps. The only person I know that's American (not even sure if she reads this shit tho) is flinch but that's 1 PERSON. WHO ARE YOU GUYS. PM ME AND LET'S TALK ABOUT JOE BIDEN AND OBAMA'S SEXUAL TENSION. Legit, though. No one appreciates my talk about their sexual tension and Joe Biden's man vagina and I get a little l o n e l y
اوووه! هذه الصورة لا تتبع إرشادات المحتوى الخاصة بنا. لمتابعة النشر، يرجى إزالتها أو تحميل صورة أخرى.
Now, India. Tbh, I thought the number would be a lot smaller because all I know that's Indian and reads this is bidiyakdamian but that's about it. Again, HMU. I'D LOVE TO TALK TO YOU.
okay, this marks the end of this update. i'm surprised that i have a reader from finland and so many ppl from trump's stinky asshole (america) but it's like a nice surprise. if you're reading this and we haven't talked before, let's talk. i need some frens bc sometimes this little thot gets lonely alll by herselflefkelfkjeflejflwekfjwelkfjwelfkjelfkwejfw
