Hello, everyone. Many of you don't know, but, I have been pretending to be a furry for the last couple days. Obviously, I failed because it's the opposite to what I am but that's not why I'm here today.
You see, my little friend here (@ZeeTheShitpostee) decided it would be a good idea to make it into a competition about 'who can last longer in the fuwwy lifestyle'. Now, let me explain why that sperm bitch won.
Inside, she's a little wonky and coo coo in the head. The furry lifestyle suits her (no offence to my gorl, flinch). She found it easy to talk like:
1. xDD i am a fuwwy uwu i wike big dwick and swucking my cock o.O
2. hewwo ;-; xD
3. i vwore you ^.^
Etc. You get the gist.
Now, I've got to admit, that dry bread stick is good. She dominated me. But, in a game of who can be the furry the longest, it's not much of an achievement.
In a battle of sarcasm, a battle of memes, a battle of EVERYTHING, I would take that little fucker down. Anyways, going on.
Me and the zebra have a little patriotic war going on. Australia VS England. Now, she said that the loser would have to admit that their respective country is worse. And that's
NOT WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN
England is full of pee head tea loving posh mfs that sit with a rod stuck up their arse. Australians can one up any of you wankers in less than two seconds. Besides, England is the home to Prince William, AKA, Britain's greatest tragedy. Let's see it for ourselves.
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Don't even try to argue with me that England is better than Australia when this bold caterpillar resides smack bang in England.
I mean, the bold head or Steve Irwin?
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STEVE IRWIN
Finally, England is also home to shit weather, malaria, and a few other diseases (blame the river Thames). Here are some examples.
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What a complete and utter shit hole. I think we all know that the common denominator in all these pictures of England's shitty weather is that they're all
GREY
The weather over there is so grey people walk around with umbrellas like this that guarantee that you've never got laid and never will get laid.
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To finish this off, England is a sucky posh shit hole and Australia, the land of the new, is better, cleaner, prettier. I rest my case.
