♡✞︎Prinxiety Oneshots✞︎♡ {OLD]

♡Charles James♡

Roman:

I was in the living room watching new episodes of Steven Universe. I was just about asleep on the sofa when Virgil walked by and was humming and it woke me up. Asshole. I looked up at him only to see him wearing a pink Daz Black hoodie and the pink Tea Party beanie. Never thought he would wear pink. But I have to say, he rocks it.

Patton was out getting groceries and Logan was still in his room or something. "Hey, emo nightmare, what brings you here?" I asked out of the blue making him jump slightly. "Oh hey, sir sing-a-lot. I'm getting some water if that's not a problem." He went into the kitchen, grabbed a glass from the cupboard and filled it with cold water. He sat down in the kitchen and took a sip of his water.

"Hey rats!" Oh fuck. Remus is here. "What do you want-" me and Virgil said in unison but stopped when we saw him holding Deceit's hand (It wasn't because they were holding hands, it was because Deceit was there), and obviously holding some... deodorant... in his free hand. "I wanna ask you something, bro." He said to me, eating his deodorant (fucking disgusting) "Ok?-"
"Do you secretly have a crush on someone? " He asked. Well... the truth is... I do... but I don't want anyone to know. "No." I said bluntly. "Lies." Deceit said smirking. "W-What do you mean 'lies?'"
"C'mon sis, spill the tea." Remus is so annoying jfc. "Hey sisters it's me Charles James!" Virgil said out of the blue trying to imitate James Charles. Remus choked, I choked on air, and I'm pretty sure Virgil kept a straight face through all of that.

"Where the heck did that come from?" I asked still laughing. Why does he have to be so adorable? "Oh idk. I just wanted to be a part of this conversation." Virgil responded taking another sip of his water. I didn't realise it, but I began staring at Virgil... like, if I stared at him much more I'd burn 2 holes into his head.... but he's my crush so why cant I? He's just so... perfect. He probably doesn't think that but I definitely do. "What're you lookin' at there Princey?" Virgil said out of nowhere. Fuck. I panicked and said "Oh- u-uhh nothing! Nothing at all!" Smooth. "Sureee~" he smirked at me. Hes so perfect I cant even function when I look at him. That was cheesy jfc. He walked over to me. Shit. I felt my face heat up. g r e a t. "Well..." He sat down beside me. "You wanna watch some Steven Universe or something?" He said like nothing was going on. Like my face was the same shade as my sash."Sure, why not." I said.
That fucking emo nightmare. Being so fucking adorable- a h h h h h.

~~●▪Time skip uwu▪●~~

Virgil:

It was probably the tenth episode we'd watched by now and I could feel myself getting more tired by the second probably because I hadn't slept last night.... and only for 3 hours the previous night to that. I'm incredibly sleep deprived. I need to get a healthy sleep schedule. I started to fall asleep and before I knew it, I was asleep.

Surprisingly, I didnt have a nightmare. That's a pleasant surprise. It was about me and a certain someone who is very handsome and charming and obviously better than me cuddling. It was probably one of the best things ever since I like that certain someone. As in the crush way. God, he's the most perfect man on this planet.

~~●▪El time skip ewe▪●~~

I woke up resting on Roman's shoulder. I hate how I do that in my sleep. I got up slowly trying not to wake him up which was a success. I got a pink blanket from off the back of the sofa and put it over him, before going back to my own room to browse Tumblr for an hour and then go to sleep at 3 am.