Luke: "Ewww you and Ashton had sex! Gross!" He cries, you smack his arm, laughing loudly "you're not supposed to be thinking about that Luke, honestly!" You chuckle
He shudders and glances over at Ashton before shuddering again "you are so immature Luke" Ashton laughs, wrapping his arms around your waist from behind "hey at least I didn't bang your sister" Luke mutters, grimacing.
Michael: "Holy fuck!" He cries, grinning madly "oi Mikey stop it! The baby can actually hear you!" You say sternly, Calum laughs and kisses your cheek "with Michael as his uncle, our boy will probably be swearing before he can walk" he grins
"Michael I'm warning you now, when this baby comes, if I hear you swearing I will cut your balls off" you threaten "but how's he supposed to get cousins then?" Michael cries, you chuckle and shrug.
Ashton: "I'm gonna be an uncle!" He cries excitedly, pulling you and Michael into a giant hug "and when you guys have more kids and you eventually get married-which you are gonna do or else I'll slit your throat Clifford-they can all be like flower girls and it'll be so cute" he adds, practicality jumping with joy
"Who needs a life plan when you've got your very own Ashton Irwin to plan it for you" you giggle, pressing your lips to Michael's "your very own Ashton Irwin is still here and he doesn't like the view" Ashton groans.
Calum: "But Luke you're only twenty two, and (Y/N) you're twenty one... are you guys...ready to be parents?" Calum asks nervously, his eyes scanning over you and Luke, Luke rests his head on your shoulder and wraps his hands around your tummy protectively
"Yeah Cal and of course we'll always have all knowing uncle Cal for any help" you chuckle, rubbing Luke's arm, a smile spread over Calum's face at the mention of him becoming an uncle "well it's up to you to take care of her now Luke, she's clearly no longer my baby sister" he says, patting Luke's shoulder.
