These little entries are going to be really short. I don't have the attention span for a long boi.
I was thinking the other day, you know how humans need oxygen to stay alive? Well, I was talking to someone about it and we were thinking about what if oxygen is actually really poisonous but it takes 75-100 years to fully work and kill you. Well, that is if you don't die from anything before that...
Isn't that so crazy, though? Like, here we are, these dingy little humans walking around like they think they're the motherfucking Gods of everything and say shit like, "In 100 years we'll be immortal!" but really, oxygen is a backstabbing slut and will kill all of us. I bet it's laughing right now as I'm writing this.
Humans are so stupid, though. So so so so so stupid. Especially those that are dumb and ignorant. Why? Because they're everywhere. On Wattpad forums, in the comment section of a book, etc. The world is infested with these pests. Let me tell you how these little fucktards effect me.
So, I would say I'm an active commenter on Wattpad forums (though a lot of the comments are weird and off-topic) so I've seen first-hand the people that annoy the shit out of everyone (well, nearly everyone) and the people that are dope af. In fact, I've even made a full on thread about the different types of people on Wattpad forums that I've noticed. Now, when I was first writing it, it was a lot more negative. I was basically calling out every category except my own (duh) but my roasts on the other category's did not. even. compare. to the roasts I made to those that don't take anything as a fucking JOKE. It was very explicit, I'll leave it at that. Now, why am I so riled up about them? Because EVERY FUCKING TIME I comment anything remotely related to sex, religion, cussing, an offensive meme (that isn't even offensive) or some joke that I made that "makes people feel uncomfortable", some loser calls me out. Obviously, I always come out the winner, but that's because I'm me. I'm a sarcastic and arrogant jackass that will not stop in insulting you if you insult me.
Now, I do end up feeling bad for them so most my retaliations are just passive-aggressive comments like, "run along", "i'll call your mum" or even a sneaky little "fuck you, your mum should've gone on birth control". I'm kidding. If I said that last one I would be b a n n e d. Anyways, point is, most the time I reply back to them I'm poking fun at them, they aren't serious insults. I'm never saying anything serious, but since they don't know me at all and judge me from the exterior wall I put out, they obviously don't know that.
That's what gets me mad. I don't diss your humour (to your face) so don't diss mine, you know? I'm sorry your personality is awfully dry sweetheart but there's no need to get mad that you can't have mine. I'm also sorry you aren't elite enough to understand the humour in sarcasm, dead-panned jokes, memes, dank memes, sex jokes, dora the explorer jokes, etc. But, that's all on you. That's not my damn fault so stop. getting. so. offended.
Also, half the time, I'm not even replying to them. I'm replying to some other person that is worth my time and then just butt in being all, "I'm sorry, I feel uncomfortable with that. Can you delete that?" Then, obviously, I delete it. But, I don't delete it without making fun of them a bit. But, it's all in good fun!! The jabs aren't even anything personal. I never make insults that are even remotely personal because you could be a genuine nice person and I'm not that much of an asshole to bring you down for one thing you say online.
Anyways, word vomit is over. There's so much more I want to say but I think someone I've had 'beef' with, if you can even call it that (it was mostly just her getting mad at me and me laughing but whatever) follows me so I should keep it to a low.
Until next time.
