Guard and band practice quotes

Trees make love

-sometimes life sucks but lollipops are sweet so suck lollipops
-ducking in your essence
-Up and at em.... NO
-I know everyone loves me.... nobody lives you Avry. OHHHHH
-fetus guard people
-I thought you said I wanna check my titties
-I saved $20 by switching to asshole
-in your eyes your not cute because you're not your type
-if there's a hole it's a guys job to thrust in it
-you don't end a video with happy happy dead
-I like your hot pocket... can I try it?
-there's 26 letters in the alphabet.... but my favorite is d.... specifically when mines in you.
-VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
-ha ha ha she's flirting with me
-Fetus boy
-Alpaca guy
-mom Olsen
-Aw see you hit mom in the face
-are you harassing my wee wee
-sperm boy
-fetus dad
-daddy fetus
-Mckatlyn doing splits in the womb
-my life goal is to have a threesome with Jack Frost and the tooth fairy
-is that a puppy? No it's a hedgehog. Even better
-hedgehog=prickly puppy
-I have a knife I'm not afraid to shank you
-I have to kill a baby, then revive it, and then kill it again
-I broke the bread, because I'm Jesus
-*licks lips and puckers lips* I'm a fierce boy
-I just ate pizza in the shower
-I see the bathroom door open and Kristen's camera open, I don't want to know
-some trees don't have other trees to make love to
-I'm tired. Who isn't tired? Well, I mean methheads.
Is love at first sight based off looks? I mean, for Leonardo DiCaprio...
-stop sucking it, you do realize your all sucking the same thing?
-( in British accent) no the mustard man falls down
-bats are just bird puppies
-You smell like milk, but not normal milk. Like cereal milk
-Shit that just fell down my crotch
-feel my pants
-it made my butthole feel like it was on fire