Guard and band practice quotes

Then you have the bootyhole

-three more ...put your shirt back on
-But..... titties
-titties.... fish titties
-stop thrusting your chest, stop sexually dancing, just stop
-weaves.... that's offensive to my kind
-stop thrusting into your drum
-stop humping her
-put your titties down
-I'm birthing...... happy baby?
-our the vagina
-everyone has three holes down there.... no everybody has four holes
-you have the vagina ow that hurt and you have the bootyhole
-everybody has four holes.... where's the fourth?!?
-can you fuck somebody's ear
-if somebody loses and eyeball, can you fuck their eye socket
-oh here's the hair from all the guard members
-don't eat hair
-don't be that lady who eats cat hair
-hit or miss.... I guess you missed
-can I just hump something one more time
-for each time we mess up I unbutton a button
-you can't see it imma take my bra off
-guard instructor, you're thiccc
-the band room can suck my toes

This is why you join color guard