Boy: Shhhhhhhh!
Friend 1: I wanna shhh myself.
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Me: Everyone be quiet so the tornado doesn't hear us.
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Me: Apparently having a mattress defends against tornadoes.
Friend 2: Because the tornado bounces off the springs!
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HumorThis is just getting ridiculous. // I'm going to make some changes to how these books are structured so we don't run through them so damn fast...There will be more "HIGHLIGHTS!" chapters to fit multiple funny things into one chapter. I will also be...
