Boy: 1: Do you wanna trade socks?
*
Boy 1: Are you doing something to me that's not good?
Boy 2: Like what?
Boy 1: ...something bad.
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Boy 3: TOMATO
*a tomato sails across the room and hits me in the arm*
Boy 2: oh my god I'm so sorry are you okay
*
Boy 1: There's watermelon on my Chromebook.
Boy 2: Lick it off.
Boy 1: With what?
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Weird Things I Heard in School 4 | ✓
HumorThis is just getting ridiculous. // I'm going to make some changes to how these books are structured so we don't run through them so damn fast...There will be more "HIGHLIGHTS!" chapters to fit multiple funny things into one chapter. I will also be...
