Teacher: *pretending we are her employees* Hello, employees! Thank you for being here!
Me: If I ever have a job where, every day, the boss thanks us for being there, I want you to take me out back and shoot me like a lame horse.
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Weird Things I Heard in School 4 | ✓
HumorThis is just getting ridiculous. // I'm going to make some changes to how these books are structured so we don't run through them so damn fast...There will be more "HIGHLIGHTS!" chapters to fit multiple funny things into one chapter. I will also be...
