Friend: Names are the most important things of all.
Me: No! Personalities!
Friend: Would you fuck a dude named Boris?
Me: ...no.
Friend: Exactly.
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Sorry, Boris [EXPLICIT]
Friend: Names are the most important things of all.
Me: No! Personalities!
Friend: Would you fuck a dude named Boris?
Me: ...no.
Friend: Exactly.