I'll delete this like, 2morrow probably sooooo, Since I can't think of any joke or "prank", don't wanna do my homework and have zero creativity at the moment, I'm gonna shit post
Me as a sombra main:
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I love my job. Of tactically coordinating an ultimate to give the opposing team a disadvantage in a battle to capture the point. Aka I luv pressing a button and fucking people over.
Vroom vroom bitch, apagando las luces
Random stuff that i think would happen:
Mercy: almost all of her voice lines are sick of your shit. Stop fucking dying you dip shit. I have 40 hrs on her AND ATTACK WHEN IM POWERBOOSTING YOU, YOU LOST 50 HEALTH YOURE FINE NOW STOP BEING A BABY AND KILL THEM. WHY ARE YOU RUNNING? WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?
Widowmaker: probaby listens to Mr. Lonely and MCR bet she does weird sitting positions(gay????) because she was a ballerina (yup, that's totally the reason) 46 shots 1 kill "Like mother, like daughter" OH SH-
D.va is a gremlin. Don't give her the goddamn doritos after 12. Y is she a gremlin? Because she IS 12. (Ignores the shooting star cinematic)
Mei: The Cutest Bringer of DEATH (tm) Thiccer than a bowl of oatmeal Kills you in cold blood and dances over your dead body while saying "Sorry, sorry, sorrysorrysorry" FuCkInG MEI Also helps you build a snowman later. Awww (im still not over it tho)
Moira: David Bowie wannabe Also listens to MCR Add in pretentious bullshit and you get her Cant cut her nails because of her nails
Pharah: DEM MUSCLES *cough* i mean. Yeah. She works out. When she first flew, bet you 10 bucks she flew into a wall because of the helmet
Ashe: OOOOoooooOOOOooohhhhh (omahdon) Top
Tracer: sonic the hedge hog on steriods and rainbows The actual gay one. (They'reallgayinmyheartsostfu)
Ana: dabs to embarrass people not because she's trying to be cool makes bomb-ass tea Cool grandma
Symmetra: can and will out-class you Too late, she just did I SWEAR TO GOD IF THERE'S ANOTHER GODDAMN TURRET *zzt* WASTED FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-
Now for the final thing I'll say(type)
She's beauty~ She's grace~ She can sit on my face~ I just kinda wish you gay Pink the like the GIRLS LIKE GIRLS LIKE BOYS DO im gay, gay means happy Everyone is just. a little...gay I WANNA BE TRACER IM ALREADY TRA-*commits die*
