Aries: Chickens are fucking terrifying.
Taurus: Is it just me, or am I pregnant?
Gemini: Remember when we went sledding down your stairs.
Cancer: My teeth are itchy
Leo: I'm a fucking unicorn bitch.
Virgo: Wanna get fast? Take a crap, it helps trust me.
Libra: I want to punch bees in the face
Scorpio: Too much cheese can clog up your butt, so be careful.
Sagittarius: Thicc, sexy, sassy snacc time
Capricorn: Suck my white ass
Aquarius: I want rumple berry Pringle sauce
Pisces: Don't let me get in the way of you fucking each other.
A/n haha. Aren't these hilarious. I think they are, tbh my favorite is Taurus.
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Zodiac Scenarios
RandomI know there is a lot, but, some of these I made up some I found anyways, if you wanna read it go ahead, if not *shrugs shoulders* don't.
