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adventures of jerem the squirrel

okay
hear me out
jeremy has 2 fursonas
his first was a dolphin
but his new one is a squirrel
...im so sorry

(Jerem The Squirrel's POV)

I ran. I saw the nut, I went for the nut.

I am squirrel. I must have nut.

I eat the nut.

I broke the shell. I ate the nut.

It was very pleasant.

I suddenly heard the call of my people.

I am one of many in a clan of squirrels and chipmunks, and I heard the majestic sounds of our leader Alvin singing Deepthroat by CupcaKke.

This is not a lifestyle, it is an art form.

I am Jerem the squirrel, one of many in our empire. Our lands stretch across every country, continent, planet, galaxy.

I am one with nature.

WHAT IN THE FUCKING FUCK WAS THIS??
I HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT?? MAYBE
So anyway
I found a prompt and it's fanfiction time

good thing you guys like Lams ;)))