Welcome back to the most awaited episode of the most amazing series on Wattpad. Today, we're still going to introduce you to characters and I don't even know what I'm going to call this episode, how about "Welcome to Project God..again"? Nah, that's too gay. Uhhh, I'll just call it "Episode 2". Anyways...awkward silence
Stan - psst, Jeff, psst, Jeffrey, where's the script?
Jeffrey - oh shit! I forgot (pulls up the script)
Stan - Why are you even alive, you fucking retard?
Jeffrey - I'm sorry, man
Stan - Just shut up and hold the script. Jesus. So, I'm still in Jeffery's house. let's go meet more people and showcase my powers, shall we?
Stan is seen with a bunch of friends. Why am I talking in third person? It's fun though, not gonna lie.
Stan - So, let me introduce you to my hired crew.
Male friend 1 - what?
Stan - This is..male friend 1. He is one of the crew members. Male friend, why don't you tell them what you do for us.
Male friend 1 - I am...white.
F. Stan moves onto introducing his next friend.
Stan - Anyways, the person I want to introduce you to is very special to me. Say hi, negro.
Negro - Nigga, what?
Stan - Hah! jokes, we're gonna call you, BLACK MALE FRIEND?
BLACK MALE FRIEND - no
Stan - Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah! So, what do you do for us, black male friend?
BLACK MALE FRIEND - uhhhhhh
Stan - uh, read the script?
BLACK MALE FRIEND - Oh, okay. Um, Stan's a good God and has always been a good..boss? what?
Stan - Haha, black male friend! Thank you. Moving on..
Debbie enters
Debbie - Hey, Stan!
Stan - Oh hey, Debbie. (to, you) Everybody say "hi" to Debbie, she's my neighbour. (to Debbie) Say hi back, maybe?
Debbie - Hi!
Stan - Too much enthusiasm, cool. What are you doing here, Debbie? Because I'm sure this is not where we live.
Debbie - I'm here to see you, your mom told me to see on you.
Stan - Because she cares, am I right?
Debbie - Because she's worried if you'll cause a drama in the streets which I think you are but yeah, you can say that she cares.
Stan - (to Jeffery) *whispers* Cut it out.
Debbie - you know I can still hear you, right?
Stan receives a phone call from his brother, Penvis.
Penvis - hey, douchebag.
Stan - What, miss me too much already?
Penvis - No.
Stan - dammit.
Penvis - listen fagnugget, mom and dad wants us to know something.
Stan - what?
Penvis - (sighs) Just get here as soon as possible.
Stan goes back home, enters his parents' room. He enters with shades on, sees Penvis, Geniticele and Kim waiting for him with a frown on their faces.
Stan - hey family, it's ya boi! What's up?
Geniticele - son...
Stan - yeah? Son, what? Did Freddie Mercury die or something?
Penvis - Dude, he's been dead since forever.
Stan - so has Queen
Penvis - I know right!
Geniticele - Son, we have some news.
Stan - then tell me what is it about
Kim - Well,...
Stan - So, are you going to tell me or are you going to keep messing with me for the next 15 minutes?
Penvis - it's about Mom.
Stan - what about Mom?
Kim - Stan, um...
Stan - sighs you're fucking with me, aren't you? I bet a few moments later you're going to tell me Kylie Jenner isn't dead yet or Kevin Spacey actually molested a kid or--
Geniticele - Your mother is a lesbian.
Stan - WHAT?
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Project God
HumorThis series is about a journey of a teenage boy who believes he's going to evolve into a God. Stan, the teenage boy wants to record himself as he progresses attempting to be a completely developed celestial body. Find out why and how he is going to...
